awhhhhh that was a cute joke :,)
Connor yeah some of us are suckers for love kerry: "by saying that you imply you put up with
crap "
she was so chuffed with herself for this pun
mist honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.LOVE coni. u kno how it is. yeah some of us are suckers for love
Impoetic krystalk Impoetic krystalk xela krystalk mist krystalk mist maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags. bc god hates us and wants us to go to hell
It would be terrible if this happened to you on your wedding night, knowing you'd have the rest of your life to look forward to with the coital pooper.
Connor mist it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this." honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.
also i was in
LOVE coni. u kno how it is.
yeah, there was probably a thread about it
Connor Connor i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you so kerry was your first time?
i am also grateful that i did not poop during sex either
Impoetic krystalk xela krystalk mist krystalk mist maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags. only if its b4 marriage, after it is gud
Connor while a great experience, there's not enough story in it for it to deserve its own thread IMO ask mist to give consent to you using her thread
Connor i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you taking this into account, i am definitely grateful that kerry did NOT in fact poop during sex
while a great experience, there's not enough story in it for it to deserve its own thread IMO
Connor i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you will you also make a thread about your first time?
i do not know if i would be where i am today if my first timer pooped let me tell you
any girl that poops during sex is a keeper imo.
mist it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this." not to mention, she pooped................
xela krystalk mist krystalk mist maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags. yes xela, i need em to know i am a wh0re and then found God
edit:redeemed wh0re
atleast you can gloat that you f'ed the poop out of somebody literally
it's got a sad ending though. we tried to make it a long distance relationship once we went back to the states (she was from the South but went to boarding school at Exeter, one state over from me) but she ended up like, not contacting me for a span of 2 weeks while she was "visiting some friends", which she justified to me as "living in the moment" and i was like "naw dude, we're not doin this."
krystalk mist krystalk mist maybe just don't literally sh*t the bed, krystalk. or in this case, the pile of beanbags. is there where you have to clarify that "aha i have had the sex, i did it i'm not actually a virgin who doesn't understand sex lol, that was the joke"
IMO pretending it was him is a great way to never have sex again!
especially with naked ladies to distract you while you're looking at the indoor scenery
