Epicmafia

ArieIover 10 years ago

there's more to the internet than , edark, even if that's all you pay attention to

Edarkover 10 years ago

ArieI

who needs sex ed when there's internet tho...

You get quite a skewed view of sex if you only look at pornos lol

ArieIover 10 years ago

who needs sex ed when there's internet tho...

Edarkover 10 years agoedited

I've actually never needed to have the "talk" with my parents and I glad I didnt have to, sounds like an incredible awkward conversation to have. Im glad Sweden got great sex ed.

Edarkover 10 years ago

mist

actually i do have wisdom on this. let me tell you about the mistakes we made, after we took our clothes off.

first of all, if you can help it, don't lose your virginity to a virgin. i mean, i know this is kind of not the first thing u think of when ur lookin' to get laid but this is sound advice. we were both virgins and as it turns out, we had no idea how to have sex. it took us like, 15 minutes and 3 condoms to figure out a position in which penetration was feasible.

What the fk

Cabbover 10 years ago

good thread guys. 10/10

roadmanover 10 years ago

deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited

well you're certainly not hot

edit:SH...IT wrong alt

iceover 10 years ago

im cold

citeopmIover 10 years ago

I used to think ice was cool & nice. not anymore.

iceover 10 years ago

im glad mine was poop free

citeopmIover 10 years agoedited

:(

1 on-topic comment cuz i feel bad for helping derail mist's thread: anyone implying that having misadventures on their 1st time is a bad thing sux because come on who doesn't want their most memorable sex to be their most interesting 1

edit: "come" on

iceover 10 years ago

excellent tactical use of the plus

citeopmIover 10 years ago

roadman

Good Nat.

this ALSO needs modplussing. roadman isn't doing his job.

citeopmIover 10 years agoedited

same. sleep well as far as sleeping goes with only one participant

roadmanover 10 years ago

Good Nat.

Clairover 10 years ago

maybe if roadman and i had sex we'd forget all our differences

iceover 10 years ago

Impoetic

noobish sex-giving

i laughed out loud here

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

anyway im gonna pass the heck out i got work in the morning.

thanks for finding my experiences amusing, epicmafia. i love talking about myself tbh.

citeopmIover 10 years ago

Connor

roadman
The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.
-_-

i'm not asking you specifically. i'm wondering. i don't actually expect or desire details from you

do i detect sudden animosity in a thread about sex...?

no WONDER premarital sex is considered bad by some people. After marriage, there's at least a conceptual/monetary barrier keeping people from criticizing each other over their noobish sex-giving or w/e it is that makes breakups happen

citeopmIover 10 years ago

Does Applebee's even serve apples

Clairover 10 years ago

roadman

The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.

-_-

i'm not asking you specifically. i'm wondering. i don't actually expect or desire details from you

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

projectmatt and appleofmyeye

well ok they didn't last but they did meet at applebees. that's gotta count on the stats list somewhere.

Luxover 10 years ago

yeah, carly is awesome.

roadmanover 10 years ago

Connor

roadman
Connor
i wonder what happened to vig and melody
Still together.
yeah but what happened, you know? how're they fairing? have they kissed yet? have they met again?

The forums aren't really the best place to give specifics.

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