for krystalk

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

this thread is to explain the birds and the bees to krystalk

Clairover 10 years ago
roadman
Connor
i wonder what happened to vig and melody
Still together.
yeah but what happened, you know? how're they fairing? have they kissed yet? have they met again?
JimSpermWormover 10 years ago
Good read, thanks OP.
roadmanover 10 years ago
owl and tea.
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Zhuorbover 10 years ago
I am an epicmafia statistician, all of this goes into an excel file
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
LOLUMAD and Lamer
citeopmIover 10 years ago
Zhuorb
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
considering the sample size is over one thousand a few tens is literally between 1-5%
where'd you get that statistic for epicmafia relationships......
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citeopmIover 10 years ago
mist
Impoetic
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
the only one i've heard about is yours
WillianGallis/Grace
you/mau
i think there's another one or two im forgetting
I don't know ANY of those people
roadmanover 10 years ago
Connor
i wonder what happened to vig and melody
Still together.
citeopmIover 10 years ago
Connor
Impoetic
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
the only one i've heard about is yours
depends on your definition of successful. literally every relationship but one wont last for the rest of your life
my point stands, presumably because I don't pay enough attention
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Impoetic
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
the only one i've heard about is yours
WillianGallis/Grace
you/mau
i think there's another one or two im forgetting
Clairover 10 years ago
i wonder what happened to vig and melody
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
considering the sample size is over one thousand a few tens is literally between 1-5%
Clairover 10 years ago
Impoetic
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
the only one i've heard about is yours
depends on your definition of successful. literally every relationship but one wont last for the rest of your life
krystalover 10 years ago
ling
most of the successful ones dont come to em anymore

thats why they are sucessful
we are doomed to fail bc of this
lingover 10 years ago
most of the successful ones dont come to em anymore

thats why they are sucessful
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citeopmIover 10 years ago
Connor
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
the only one i've heard about is yours
citeopmIover 10 years ago
whose alt is that
lingover 10 years ago
Connor
yeah, there was probably a thread about it
i made it for u dude
Clairover 10 years ago
im actually surprised at how many successful relationships EM has churned out
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
krystalk
mist
anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia
who's your love interest now?
https://epicmafia.com/user/317956
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citeopmIover 10 years ago
Connor
Connor
yeah some of us are suckers for love
kerry: "by saying that you imply you put up with crap"

she was so chuffed with herself for this pun
posts that need modplussing: +1
Clairover 10 years ago
em is definitely the best worst dating site ever
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krystalover 10 years ago
mist
anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia
who's your love interest now?
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
anyway that's why i swore of Long Distance Relationships forever

until i found epicmafia
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citeopmIover 10 years ago
Connor
mist
honestly i didn't really think about that until way later. i was more focused on the fact that i just had sex. cuz like, dang, sex.

also i was in LOVE coni. u kno how it is.
yeah some of us are suckers for love
i won't suck !