Vatican Vacation

Satanalmost 11 years ago

This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.


Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet

Game Board
Pope
Lost
Eternally tripping on angel drugsExcitingmuted
Adventure ended excitinglyJailedmuted
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
B
“I must make toilet. I am the Pope.”

A) You make a good point, you may go.

B) I'm sorry but you REALLY can't leave yet. Many apologies

Please post [SAVE] before you venture forth or you may be at risk to start from the beginning.
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
A, of course.
“I need to make toilet, please,” the Pope says.

Hmm. The Pope needs to go to the bathroom, but the guard said that he needed to stay put.

How do you deal with this conundrum?

A) Let the man go to the bathroom, I mean Jesus Christ, he's the freakin' Pope.

B) Sorry Pope, I'm not allowed to let you leave this room until the guard comes back.
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
A, of course.
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
B
His Holiness raises his hand. Maybe he has a question.

How do you respond to such a thing?

A) Ahem, yes Pope, you have a question?

B) Wow, Pope, you don't have to raise your hand, you are basically the mouthpiece of Our Lord and Savior, please go ahead.
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
B
The Pope remains silent.

A) Lick your chapped lips nervously

B) Audibly scratch your dry face skin with your fingernails
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
Satan
Arcbell
A
The Pope says nothing.

A) ...

B) *exhale*

C) Ask if you can do confession
B
The Pope remains silent

A) I saw you on the news once

B)" ..."
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
Satan
Arcbell
A
The Pope says nothing.

A) ...

B) *exhale*

C) Ask if you can do confession
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
A
The Pope says nothing.

A) ...

B) *exhale*

C) Ask if you can do confession
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
A
Satanalmost 11 years agoedited
Arcbell
B


“He's not a frickin' dog, just talk to him like normal. Alright then, looks like you’ve got a good grasp on things. I’ll be back in a bit, but seriously please don’t let the Pope leave this room.”

You nod reassuringly. The guard leaves, and suddenly it’s just you and His Holiness alone in the room.

Sitting across from you, the Pope stares silently. Looks like it’s up to you to start the conversation.

A) So, you're the Pope, huh?

B) You are....the Pope?

C) If I am understanding this situation correctly, you are the Pope, otherwise known as God's vice president?
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
Satan
The Pope says nothing

A) Pretty neat.

B) Wow Wow Wow wow wow wow wow holy crap wow
B
The Pope remains silent

A) I saw you on the news once

B) What's your favorite prayer? Mine is the Lord's prayer
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
Fine, B
You chose to agree to watch the Pope.

"Great thanks, come on in." said the guard.

"I'll introduce ya to him."

“Pope, I’ve got a new friend for you to meet,” the guard says to the leader of the world’s 1 billion Roman Catholics, who is currently standing a little more than four feet in front of you like it's no big deal at all. Just chillin' like buds.

“He’s gonna be in charge for a little while, so don’t give him any trouble, okay?”

A) Timidly say hello to the pope

B) Say Hi but very slowly because you are not sure if he is understanding you
jackalmost 11 years ago
Satan
The Pope says nothing

A) Pretty neat.

B) Wow Wow Wow wow wow wow wow holy crap wow
B
Satanalmost 11 years agoedited
Satan
jack
C) If I am understanding this situation correctly, you are the Pope, otherwise known as God's vice president?
C
The Pope says nothing

A) Pretty neat.

B) Wow Wow Wow wow wow wow wow holy crap wow
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
Fine, B
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
These choices are terrible.
jackalmost 11 years ago
Satan
jack
A
“Great, looks like you’ve got a good grasp on things. I’ll be back in a bit, but seriously please don’t let the Pope leave this room.”

You nod reassuringly. The guard leaves, and suddenly it’s just you and His Holiness alone in the room.

Sitting across from you, the Pope stares silently. Looks like it’s up to you to start the conversation.

A) So, you're the Pope, huh?

B) You are....the Pope?

C) If I am understanding this situation correctly, you are the Pope, otherwise known as God's vice president?
C
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
Satan
Arcbell
B
"uhhhhh sure" you said.

"Alright, so all you have to do is make sure he doesn't get into any mischief so do NOT let him leave this room."

A) Start watching the Pope

B) Leave the Pope
B, leave the pope
Are you sure? This will end your vatacation and you will go home wondering for the rest of your life what it could have been like to babysit the Pope.

A) Yes I am sure

B) No, Start watching the Pope
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
Satan
Arcbell
B
"uhhhhh sure" you said.

"Alright, so all you have to do is make sure he doesn't get into any mischief so do NOT let him leave this room."

A) Start watching the Pope

B) Leave the Pope
B, leave the pope
Satanalmost 11 years ago
justrec
b
You tiptoe to the entrance of the brightly lit doorway.

You are caught off-guard as you hear "Halt! Who goes there?"

What do you do?

A) Stammer nervously

B) Boldly state your name
Satanalmost 11 years ago
rutab
B
You disclose your one doobie experiment before accounting class.

"Well damn, you are a hardened criminal" Laughed the guard.

"Just kidding, you must be cool, can you do me a favor and keep an eye on His Holiness for me?" Asked the guard. "It will only be a few minutes."

A) uuuuuh okay

B) Nahhhh

C) His Holiness...as in...The Pope??