This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.
Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..
Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.
The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.
You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.
Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.
A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself
“He's not a frickin' dog, just talk to him like normal. Alright then, looks like you’ve got a good grasp on things. I’ll be back in a bit, but seriously please don’t let the Pope leave this room.”
You nod reassuringly. The guard leaves, and suddenly it’s just you and His Holiness alone in the room.
Sitting across from you, the Pope stares silently. Looks like it’s up to you to start the conversation.
A) So, you're the Pope, huh?
B) You are....the Pope?
C) If I am understanding this situation correctly, you are the Pope, otherwise known as God's vice president?
“Pope, I’ve got a new friend for you to meet,” the guard says to the leader of the world’s 1 billion Roman Catholics, who is currently standing a little more than four feet in front of you like it's no big deal at all. Just chillin' like buds.
“He’s gonna be in charge for a little while, so don’t give him any trouble, okay?”
A) Timidly say hello to the pope
B) Say Hi but very slowly because you are not sure if he is understanding you