This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.
Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..
Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.
The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.
You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.
Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.
A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself
You chase the Pope down to the banks of a river, but just as you’re about to catch him he hops into an idling speedboat and speeds off into the sunset, perhaps never to be seen again.
“I am the fast Pope!” you hear him shout from far off in the distance. “You are the slow Pope!”
"Behold, my son Patricia. He is very skilled at soccer, and I sometimes let him use me as a soccer ball because we are similar weights me and a soccer ball my size (even though i am a cantaloupe) so he will kick me sometimes and this is how we bond."
A) Wow, patricia is really skilled
B) Um I get it he's good at soccer, can we find the Pope now?
While the Pope is using the little pope's room, you look around the pope's chambers. Everything looks very nice and pristine, but also weirdly terrible.
Most of the furniture is the kind of furniture that old, rich people buy, you know, the kind that you can tell costs so much money but is never sat on or used because it is always uncomfortable
like....why’s there so much brass and wood in places that are supposed to be soft? No one wants to sit on that.
Hmm. The Pope’s been gone for a while now. Going to the bathroom shouldn’t take this long.
