Satan you let him make toilet and he thanks you. i hope the pope himself sees this
B, it takes old people a while to make toilet
kiIIua Satan "I need to make toilet," said the Pope. you let him make toilet and he thanks you.
you wait and realize the pope has been gone a long time. do you
A) Go look for him
B) Wait a little longer
justrec B The police bring you back to the pope chambers and you are now back @ square 1.
do you
A) Continue looking for the real pope
B) Stop and just live life as the pope and home no one notices
Satan "I need to make toilet," said the Pope. ew let the pope to his poop
B
justrec are you serious? you make the only good option of the two one that leads to the end of the game? fine, A then i guess. i'll pretend to be the ******* pope like an idiot "Hey, you there," the guard said. "You didn't let the pope leave, did you?"
"No, because I am the Pope." You say.
"Oh...huh, you look different than usual, your holiness. Well, carry on."
With that, you are the pope now. Pretty exciting...except the adventure is not over yet.
You wait until the guard leaves, and you book it out the door.
You are now looking for the real pope. You're in the street and the police stop you and ask if you're the Pope. You say:
A) No sorry I am not the Pope
B) Yes I am the Pope, take me back to my papal chambers
are you serious? you make the only good option of the two one that leads to the end of the game? fine, A then i guess. i'll pretend to be the ******* pope like an idiot
justrec B Are you sure? This may lead you to getting arrested.
A) Yes
B) No, pretend to be the Pope
justrec B The Pope takes off anyway, he must have really had to go.
A) Pretend to be the Pope and hope no one notices
B) Try and explain to the guard what actually happened
Sims A) You decide to watch the pope.
A) So you're the Pope, huh?
B) Holy crap, you are the pope
C) Are you really the Pope, God's vice president?
justrec A You tell the Pope that he has to stay put.
"I am the Pope, I need to make toilet, please."
A) That is a good point, you may go.
B) Sorry, the guard said you can't leave this room
jack I knew i liked Lambert. A You get all drugged up on weird angel drugs and you start hallucinating.
Super exciting.
Probably the most exciting thing to ever happen to someone on a european adventure.
f*ck finding the pope, enjoy spending eternity on crazy angel drugs.
Congrats on living through to the end of this beautiful adventure.
Very exciting stuff.
Sims B You cry or something and the guard obviously can tell you're incapable of being a murderer.
"Can you watch the freakin' pope for a few mins i gotta use the potty."
A) Yes
B) no
Satan Looks like it’s just you and Lambert for the next year. Fr*ck. Where do you even start? I knew i liked Lambert. A
jack yeah alright, he is my brother after all. B Looks like it’s just you and Lambert for the next year. Fr*ck. Where do you even start?
An overwhelming sense of hopelessness begins spreading to every fiber of your being.
Meanwhile, Lambert just sits there and stares at you, breathing loudly through his stuffy nostrils.
A minute or two passes without either of you saying anything, and then Lambert finally breaks the ice.
“We don’t have to do this, you know,” he says quietly. “We could just go get high with some angels.”
Hmm. Interesting.
“Wanna do that instead?”
A) Heck yes
B) Nah
Satan jack eat sh*t lambert, B yeah alright, he is my brother after all. B
Sims A You stammer nervously, and the kingspopeguard asks if ur a murderer and you say
A) Insist you are not a murderer
B) Cry or something
rutab A Satan agrees to do you a solid if you let him torture you for a "couple years," whatever that means.
You agree to be tortured for what feels like, eternity.
Satan does you a solid and brings you back to Earth.
You discover that earth has disintegrated into anarchy since the Pope went missing.
You have singlehandedly destroyed Earth.
Congratulations I think that counts as an exciting adventure in Europe.
