Vatican Vacation

Satanalmost 11 years ago

This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.


Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet

Game Board
Pope
Lost
Eternally tripping on angel drugsExcitingmuted
Adventure ended excitinglyJailedmuted
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
A, i hope i get to meet the pope after this
You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly retorts, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer

B) Tell him about that one time you killed a cat and really enjoyed it

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer
jackalmost 11 years agoedited
A, i hope i get to meet the pope after this
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
obviously A
You proceeded to enter the doorway

You are blinded by a light.

You hear a voice:

"Halt! who goes there?"

Through the doorway you are met by a large man, presumably a guard.

What do you do?

A) Stammer nervously

B) Run away and go back to join your group
jackalmost 11 years ago
obviously A
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
A i wanna explore
At the end of the corridor is a big, lit, entrance to god knows what.

do you:

A) proceed to enter the doorway

B) turn around and cry like a baby and find your tour group
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.
You proceed down the corridor with caution, at the end you find another more scary looking corridor. Do you

A) Turn around and run back to find your group like a coward

B) Continue forward with caution
Satanalmost 11 years ago
kiIIua
D) Use the Vatican's toilet
You go to find the bathrooms, however you get lost and soon enough stumble across some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
jackalmost 11 years ago
A i wanna explore
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
Satan
Arcbell
Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.
You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.
tzinalmost 11 years ago
D) Use the Vatican's toilet
Satanalmost 11 years ago
rutab
I choose A
At the end of the corridor, you find a new corridor that’s even more dim and mysterious than the last one.

A) Cry and stuff, but also move forward

B) Turn back like a huge loser/coward

jack
Certainly A, don't want to get caught by the Swiss Guard
At the end of the corridor, you find a new corridor that’s even more dim and mysterious than the last one.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Turn back like a huge loser/coward
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Arcbell
Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.
You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
satan skip to mine im really bored
Arcbellalmost 11 years ago
Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.
jackalmost 11 years ago
Certainly A, don't want to get caught by the Swiss Guard
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
I choose A
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
i'm gonna go with A because tour groups in general suck
You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.


rutab
I need to pee

D
You go to find the bathrooms, however you get lost and soon enough stumble across some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
I need to pee

D
jackalmost 11 years ago
i'm gonna go with A because tour groups in general suck
Satanalmost 11 years agoedited
jack
can i do an action now so when i wake up i will be ready for another
Yes you can.

edit: will just update OP with the first choice (since it is the same for everyone).
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jackalmost 11 years ago
can i do an action now so when i wake up i will be ready for another
Satanalmost 11 years ago
So I don't burn too bright too fast, I am limiting actions to once every four hours (Or whenever I get on the next day if it occurs at night).

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