In memorandum of the thecolonel, the beloved troll who loved to keep us on our feet and who may or may not have given his life trying to unban the epicmafia user Vilden. God rest his soul, if he is actually dead.
In this forum game, the object or goal is simple. Get epicmafia user Vilden unbanned. By any means necessary. Any rule breakage or moral misdoings won't count if done for the purposes of this game.
The Specifics: we are talking about a formal user-level unban here, not just a quick unban-then-reban situation. The user, the person known to this site as "vilden" must be unbanned, and there must be a clear cause-and-effect relationship between your deliberate actions, and vilden's unban, as judged by me.
The prize: the winner of this competition will receive 60 epicmafia tokens, along with a very special recording to be used as their death message, one that will be unique and no longer obtainable and have a lot of irony to it.
I know some information you probably want to know. I've actually known for a couple of months but I've been gone for a while so it hadn't matter to me all that much. Now, it can prove itself to be value.
I won't tell you what this information is unless you agree to unban vilden BEFORE I tell you. If you say no, you're not gonna hear it. If you say yes, then, regardless of the information, you are required to unban vilden
Now all you have to do is decide whether or not I actually do have valuable information, because this is the only chance I'm going to give you. It's on you if you think I'm bluffing.
Let's make a deal: vilden gets unbanned, but he's not allowed to: - join a game in Main Lobby, - join competition in Main Lobby, - chat in Main Lobby, - comment on Main Lobby wall, - create topics on Main Lobby forum, - posting on Main Lobby forum.
If any things above are done, his suspension is extended by one month for bypassing suspension.
OK I tried to be nice but you have 2 hours before I jump off a bridge
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
You guys aren't doing it the right way.
Edark, UNBAN VILDEN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CALL YOUR MOTHER AND DONALD TRUMP AND HAVE THEM BOTH BUILD A WALL AROUND YOUR HOUSE. I HAVE CONNECTIONS, AND I WILL DO WHAT I SAY. VILDEN DESERVES AN UNBAN, AND THE INJUSTICE POSED BY NOT UNBANNING HIM IS TOO GREAT TO IGNORE.
Edark, in the spirit of new game play since Lucid added a lot of new features and roles, if vilden is able to behave, would you please give him another chance? I think he wants to try the new stuff. Thanks friend.
Edark, in the spirit of new game play since Lucid added a lot of new features and roles, if vilden is able to behave, would you please give him another chance? I think he wants to try the new stuff. Thanks friend.