In memorandum of the thecolonel, the beloved troll who loved to keep us on our feet and who may or may not have given his life trying to unban the epicmafia user Vilden. God rest his soul, if he is actually dead.
In this forum game, the object or goal is simple. Get epicmafia user Vilden unbanned. By any means necessary. Any rule breakage or moral misdoings won't count if done for the purposes of this game.
The Specifics: we are talking about a formal user-level unban here, not just a quick unban-then-reban situation. The user, the person known to this site as "vilden" must be unbanned, and there must be a clear cause-and-effect relationship between your deliberate actions, and vilden's unban, as judged by me.
The prize: the winner of this competition will receive 60 epicmafia tokens, along with a very special recording to be used as their death message, one that will be unique and no longer obtainable and have a lot of irony to it.
I really love Edark. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love him so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of him. It is my life goal to meet up with him in real life and just say hello to him. I wish for nothing but his happiness. If it were for him, i would give my life without any second thoughts. Without him, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Edark.