Real Roasts [from Juicy and Sachy]

jukealmost 10 years ago

Post for actual roasts, not just some comments a sandbox mod found on reddit.

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Morialmost 10 years ago
Me pls
jukealmost 10 years agoedited
prayag
ok i'll try at both places
I only say "so indian so nice" to you because if you lose one more shred of self-worth I'm worried you'll have a breakdown and take a note from Heath Ledger's book.
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jukealmost 10 years ago
Seriously though the entire week you were banned for cheating is the most attention you've ever received. You could get adopted by another family and your parents wouldn't even notice.
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jukealmost 10 years ago
yachi
im ready
Rat.
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
ROAST ME
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
sure a
Bebopalmost 10 years ago
retti's thread is objectively funnier and more original
Bebopalmost 10 years ago
i really hope that wasn't a serious roast because if it was it's painfully weak
jukealmost 10 years ago
Bebop
set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century
As much as you try to resemble the 80s not even Jimmy Saville would give a fúck about you.
Bebopalmost 10 years ago
looking forward to your next video mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFqrBAVXCM
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Japter
bad roasts
that's alright least a blind man didn't cut my hair.
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jukealmost 10 years agoedited
Japter
bad roasts
You just plussed your own post on two accounts, how much reassurance do you need? You're the kind of person that tells yourself nobody will notice the sun blinding people off your forehead ten times in the mirror before you go out.
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jukealmost 10 years ago
Merlot
since i was refused service on the other thread, post
I don't even know who you are but I feel like "moderating on EpicMafia" is something you'd print on a badge and wear to all future job interviews because you're literally that useless.
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Bebopalmost 10 years ago
these aren't even roasts they're just reusable jokes that could be hurled at just about anyone, i'm disappointed in sachy
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Bebop
set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century
durex called they want to know if they can use your face for their next campaign for a reason to always wear a condom " always wrap else you might end up with one of these"
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Shwartz99almost 10 years agoedited
bebop obviously rneat is censored
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Bebopalmost 10 years ago
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Tartosisalmost 10 years ago
ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
bad roasts
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prayagalmost 10 years ago
ok i'll try at both places
yachialmost 10 years ago
im ready
Shwartz99almost 10 years agoedited
juke
Shwartz99
Ooh what a roast
How many street shifts did your mother have to work for your family to afford that? I bet it looks eerily similar to the meet she sucks on daily.
This is good shit
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jukealmost 10 years agoedited
Shwartz99
Ooh what a roast
How many street shifts did your mother have to work for your family to afford that? I bet it looks eerily similar to the meat she sucks on daily.
Bebopalmost 10 years ago
set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century
Merlotalmost 10 years ago
since i was refused service on the other thread, post