Real Roasts [from Juicy and Sachy]

jukealmost 10 years ago

Post for actual roasts, not just some comments a sandbox mod found on reddit.

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jukealmost 10 years ago
Becameclear
You shut your mouth when talking to Escurai
He knows he's my bro.
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jukealmost 10 years agoedited
glow
did jeff just make a dead dad joke
Your reputation on this site depends entirely on yachi and being called a rat. Without her, you don't exist. The fact you have to cling onto this social existence by grabbing your friend's tail and desperately clinging on is pathetic. You literally spend your time here trying to find details of current ongoings in the grim hope you might one day become relevant. You could post nudes on reddit and the only response would be "where's yachi?".
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pingualmost 10 years ago
Now I'm not forum suspended, hit me up with one.
Iversonalmost 10 years ago
roast me like a little pig daddy, turn on the fire oh yeah
Becameclearalmost 10 years ago
You shut your mouth when talking to Escurai
jukealmost 10 years agoedited
Escurai
jeff succ
The way you try and turn everything into a joke resembles your entire life - something that exists for the sole purpose of everyone else's amusement. Any encouragement you receive is purely fake yet you fail to realise and continue in your deluded mannerism, thinking you're being cheered on but really you're the Emile Heskey of EpicMafia: people cheer for you but only so that they can keep taking the píss at your failures.
JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
juke
JeffreyAaron
I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.
I agree it was on the boundary but Dyl said to go in hard so I obliged. It's all in good humour from my point of view and if you ask to be roasted I expect that's a mutual perspective.
I had Slowbro war flashbacks, I apologize.
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jukealmost 10 years ago
JeffreyAaron
I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.
I agree it was on the boundary but Dyl said to go in hard so I obliged. It's all in good humour from my point of view and if you ask to be roasted I expect that's a mutual perspective.
jukealmost 10 years ago
Katie
juke
you're like the James Franco version of MikeyRu
oh my god
How low does your self esteem have to be to date a Jimmy Neutron lookalike? Your desperation to be noticed is on parr with Jade Goody. At least you have hair but I expect you'll both end up the same way.
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JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
Everything else is fair game.
JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.
JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
glow
did jeff just make a dead dad joke
No that would be bad. That wasn't meant for joking purposes.
xJuicyalmost 10 years agoedited
Okay so, if there are legit things you're gonna get upset about don't post asking for a roast. That's just common sense really. If you all start arguing the thread is gonna get locked and that ruins the fun.

Jeff, I'm roasting anyone that posts so you got included. You can diss the roasts all you like but everyone else gets it just fine. Well, Bebop doesn't either but like who is that guy anyway?
glowalmost 10 years ago
did jeff just make a dead dad joke
JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
Escurai
jeff succ
but Jeff loves Selasi so can I REALLY actually succ????
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Escuraialmost 10 years ago
jeff succ
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JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
It was more to show that you shouldn't get personal and bring families into it, a bit of shock treatment, but I retract it seeing as it had that effect on Becameclear, granted it only had the effect because his "Jeff talked on the forums" alarm went off and he had to come attempt to drag me while simultaneously saying he never tries to talk to me and I always attack him first.
Becameclearalmost 10 years ago
Did you forget to take your pills again Jeff. . .
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
Hey guttersnipe can you teach me how to get away with lying about friends and family being dead for attention?
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
OK I'll put my post back
JeffreyAaron
Dylan's dad committed suicide when he was 2.
Can you really blame him?
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JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
Dylan's dad is alive, for the record.
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JeffreyAaronalmost 10 years ago
Becameclear
How about you try not outing personal information about your friend
Ignorance of the situation.
Katiealmost 10 years ago
juke
you're like the James Franco version of MikeyRu
oh my god
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Gerryalmost 10 years ago
just roast tf outta jeff again till he stops posting fam
Becameclearalmost 10 years ago
How about you try not outing personal information about your friend