There have been many warning signs that EM was beginning to crumble...
Exhibit #A: https://epicmafia.com/topic/63716
Exhibit #A: https://epicmafia.com/topic/63716
I have been hearing rumors lately that EM is shutting down and as a proud veteran of Epic Mafia, I cannot just sit quietly and let this disaster happen...
I am forming an elite group of users who want to rebel against the shutdown and take over Epic Mafia and reestablish political order.
Sign this petition if you are interested in joining and one of my subordinates will PM you about membership details. We will privately ship you one body armor and helmet, as well as a starter kit before we deploy you out to the battlefield and go to war to take over EM.
Betrayal - General of the Army - Sits at headquarters and does nothing
Sinek8 - Colonel of the Army - Oversees public relations with the general public over war affairs. Reports directly to Betrayal.
Bigpock - Major of the Army - Leads 100 henchman out to war, hides under a bunker to evade enemy snipers
Neoduck - Command Sergeant - A spy sent to infiltrate enemy headquarters and find whereabouts on Cody for capture and detainment.
Burial - Staff Sergeant - Sacrifices their life for the greater good of mankind
jazzycat123 - Sergeant - Stands outside and guards the bunker that serves Major Bigpock
swan - Sergeant - Stands outside and guards the bunker that serves Major Bigpock
YHWH - Sergeant - VWXYZ's older brother. Unlike his younger brother, YHWH gets taken hostage and interrogated by the enemy. Whether he is still alive is unknown..
VWXYZ - Private - Joined the Army thinking they could take advantage of the GI Bill but ends up dying in battle
LeMenteur - Private - Joined the Army to serve Major Bigpock
Ghommie - Private - A minor who lied about their age to join the Army and die for Betrayal's sake, truly patriotic..
Dag - Private - High school dropout who joined military as a chance to make a name for himself in society... Ends up exploding his own grenande in Basic Training and dying..
