Many of our customers have long pondered the mysteries of how we manage to fit such large toys in such small boxes. We’re proud to finally offer an answer to this puzzling packing conundrum. Meet Flint – the lead member of Bad Dragon’s Package Wranglers! He’s rough, he’s tough, and fights renegade toys into submission, managing to fit even the largest into tight places in an orderly fashion. Flint’s prior experience as a private shipping courier makes him a valuable part of our team… but handling boxes isn’t Flint’s only encounter with huge packages.
Flint loves to relax after a long day at the Shop by spending time in the Recreation Center, and he isn’t shy about showing off the other reason he’s part of our team. He’s loud, proud, and uncut – Flint is one of our first few models that features intact foreskin. Flint boasts a thick and girthy shaft covered in prolific plates, stimulating studs, and tantalizing textures galore. We still haven’t been able to figure out how he keeps it in his pants. (Every time we ask, he just grins ferally and brushes it off as a Package Wrangler secret.)
Though decency requires Flint to spend his workday covered, he’s not shy about sharing his “package secrets” with those gutsy enough to approach him for wrangling lessons. Just be warned: it takes lots of practice to learn to get large goods to fit in small areas…
