I'll combine both of your suggestions Arc & mime just gimme some time to think this through
Okay boys, I'm gonna salvage this ship
gotta play it off ironically
It's probably too late for that at this point Amime
Nah that's transparent unless the name happens to be hard to rhyme which is a bad gamble. Just make up a story about your friends calling you Forrest Gump in grade school and ask if she was given any cute nicknames.
Some girl keeps texting me and I don't remember her name, what's a witty way of asking without being rude? Should I say something like "so what words rhyme with your name haha none rhyme with mine" ?
Let the trash burn and the sky fill with ember
Milfs, Midases and Misandry:
1. Turning my back on my undergraduate advisor / "godmother" by accepting an offer from a school she strongly dislikes, instead of submitting my pride and following her suggestions.
This decision I've already made. Did she expect me to return to Berkeley? Yea. Did I want to return to Berkeley? Not entirely. I want a new experience, I want excitement, and I want a little bit of prestige.
2. Ending my two and a half year relationship that's been in a perpetual state of decay, partly so I can chase a certain whom I am fatally attracted to.
The decaying relationship I'm currently in now is quickly headed to the point where I'll need to commit to marriage, and I don't think I want this. In a nutshell: our sex life is terrible and I'm not sexually attracted to her, not particularly interested in anything she does, and finding myself constantly lacking the desire to try to please her. On the other hand she's incredibly sweet, innocent, and loving at times. I've been willing to stay in the relationship as a way to try "better" my person, i.e. submit my pride and rejecting rampant desires, but now things might change...
I met a here. Simply put, she's smokin', and I know getting with her would be the sexual experience of a lifetime. I'm sexually temped like I've never been before, and am seriously considering going all out to chase her.
that's one cool af story dude lol
Whelp, I kind of almost died.
I didn't get injured thankfully. I rented a 150cc scooter on my vacation in Barcelona, no license or anything lawlll, not that it matters but anyway I was driving up a mountain to see a landmark/cathedral called sacred heart of jesus, which has a EPIC view overlooking the city... The thing is that the road is super windy with ridiculous hairpin turns, so as I'm going on my scooter (btw I've driven a 50cc scooter once when I was in Miami like 2 years ago), I lose control at a hairpin turn and I drive straight into the other lane to an oncoming car, thankfully the car slams its breaks and I slam my breaks at the same time, and our fronts give a kiss to one another, then I back out and go back into my lane, my friend is just freaking out behind me and says like 'LEARN TO TURN'
Disaster avoided. NO PROBLEM
I'm not hollow inside. I'm full of alcohol and presently eggs, mushrooms, and fetta cheese
i mean i am mostly hollow inside, but i'm sure most everyone else is too lol
not really. i think i'm probably not ur average sort of civilised get a job, marry some girl, have some kids sort of person tho. too hood lol. i think my life is just pretty turbulent
Do you believe that there's anything wrong with you as a person?
26 mate. i am a big kid tho lol
I want to get back into programming, but I feel too lethargic
in my defense, i nearly broke my ankle on her next boyfriend's head not long afterwards because he'd thrown her out of the way to get to me because she came up all rubbing my chest in some nightclub sometime after lol
the love made me all vulnerable elise
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't you, forget about me
i was with another girl one time out in this street late at night, and i was waiting for one of my mates to come pick me up. but it was in this town i have a lot of enemies in lol....and she was trying to walk off at one stage being all shy about my mate, but i pulled her back into me. i just didn't want to be alone there i guess. then next day, maybe for not wanting to be around that place like that anymore, even tho i'd hate to admit that, i broke up with her. and she's like...'but you wouldn't let me leave you last night, i thought u loved me' lol...life can be cruel dudes
Tbh I'd totally nail Bonk. Stain myself with that avi. He's all you could possibly ask for.
I'm in some hippy cafe having an omelette and a Bloody Mary
i've also ghosted a girl i felt that way with lol.
