bonk's thread

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

hello this is my domicile... all are welcom here so come relax, gamers

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Email is *so* 1999. Should I ask her if she plays EpicMafia?
Pitchalmost 10 years ago
mate you didn't reply to her in over a month, now she gets a stream of bullsht for literally arcbell
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Or send her a link to your social media and wait till it recommends her as a friend, probably with her full name.
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Or just ask for her instagram and browse her photos until someone commented on one using her name.
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Tell her you need her email.. for science. Then send her some funny document as an attachment to validate the request.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
This is what conversing with me is normally like, the only difference is that this conversation is being documented.
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Pitchalmost 10 years ago
quit trolling this girl for an em thread dude
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
My mafia experience is finally coming in handy, I feel like I'm scumhunting for her name.

We've got a mislynch right now team, don't fail me
pranay7744almost 10 years ago
This is why giga left em.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago


I think we can safely rule out her name being Penelope, unless she's a wifom queen, but I highly doubt that.

I can't add her on Skype right now since I'm not at my laptop, any more ideas?
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Actually just say your phone is glitching out and ask if she has a skype.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
I've got a plan, bear with me here while I flesh this one out.
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Maybe her name is Penelope
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
That's unfortunate. I suppose just obnoxiously continue to call her Pineapple until she protests and probably slips her name.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
"oh hahah, my favorite fruit is pineapple. what's your social security number?"
she won't even notice bc it'll be so smooth
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago


I'm beginning to think I should've gone with mimes idea.
Where the hell do I go from here?
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Terrible...
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
That's genius N1ed. I'll combine all of your ideas into some mush mash Frankenstein monster of a trap into getting her name
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Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
You could also be like "sorry I didn't respond to you earlier let's start over. hi my name's forrest nice to meet u"
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
it works if you play it well but yeah I guess it's not a very good idea

maybe just spam bonk until she blocks you
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Nah N1ed that one's bad.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
"hey I don't have your name saved, how do you spell it again" and just pray it isn't an extremely simple name
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Doing Amime's might also help bc she might think "oh, that's why he didn't respond to all my heys"
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Well, Amime's is better if that's actually believable at this point which, since you seem to have just started the convo, it should be.
Arcbellalmost 10 years ago
Do U at least remember what she looks like?