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I'll give each of you a choice of items, then once everyone has chosen I'll start the adventure.
You've just arrived in Admin's Landing, you and your party have accidentally stumbled into the throne room (you were looking for the famous brothel), there seems to be a trial in progress. The room is flush with nobles spectating and guards surround the room. The man on trial is a short but very attractive man. You don't really know what the trial is about but the attractive man is speaking rather loudly and the crowd seems to be fairly off-put by his speaking abilities. The admin, a young Asian man sits atop the iron throne, hand on his chin, his cold, calculating eyes giving nothing away.
You ask the Scottish weeb about nearby bars. He is more than happy to assist.
"The nearest would be old the old Forum Games Inn, which is run by a quirky forum moderator by the name of mist. There's also Janitorial 2.0 over on the far side of town, which is generally crowded but cheap. Finally there's the The Salty Spammer over in the Sandbox district... though folks in Sandbox are a little, er, strange."
You immigrate to the modest nation of EpicMafia. Unfortunately, the secret police quickly mistake you for an agent of a terrorist organization named "Outcast" which is led by a mysterious figure known only as abc. You are deported.
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You roll a d20 for Strength. 14
Your headbutt sends the guard staggering backward and gripping his chest. The wind has been taken out of him, but he is still on his feet. A flurry of others quickly encircle you. One of them, a tall man carrying wearing an anime t-shirt, points towards you and begins to speak loudly in a dainty Scottish accent. "Assault 1st - 24 Hour Suspension!"
yoyo200900 is suddenly teleported away to a musky prison cell in an unknown location.
