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I'll give each of you a choice of items, then once everyone has chosen I'll start the adventure.
You've just arrived in Admin's Landing, you and your party have accidentally stumbled into the throne room (you were looking for the famous brothel), there seems to be a trial in progress. The room is flush with nobles spectating and guards surround the room. The man on trial is a short but very attractive man. You don't really know what the trial is about but the attractive man is speaking rather loudly and the crowd seems to be fairly off-put by his speaking abilities. The admin, a young Asian man sits atop the iron throne, hand on his chin, his cold, calculating eyes giving nothing away.
You ask the Scottish weeb about nearby bars. He is more than happy to assist.
"The nearest would be old the old Forum Games Inn, which is run by a quirky forum moderator by the name of mist. There's also Janitorial 2.0 over on the far side of town, which is generally crowded but cheap. Finally there's the The Salty Spammer over in the Sandbox district... though folks in Sandbox are a little, er, strange."
I head to the Forum Games Inn and ask for their finest hurt and heal.
You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.