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MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

ever wondered what Pokemon a 17-year-old girl thought you'd be? now's your chance to find out! post here and I will assign you a Pokemon, possibly for comedic value but mostly based on how well I do or don't know you. since there are <40 legendary pokemon out of the 700+ total pokemon, you're probably not getting one, especially if I don't know you.

Post away!

P.S. not one of the aesthetic pokemon drawings was done by my hand. don't get it twisted

LucasCommaKyle
almost 10 years
How about me? :D
quiche
almost 10 years
Me please!
deletedalmost 10 years
omfg
mememe
fakechest
almost 10 years
go ahead I guess.
MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

BlackLyon says

Me




[5:44PM] Master BlackLyon: That works



POWERFUL STARAPTOR
nepenthe
almost 10 years
i don't know anything about pokemon
deletedalmost 10 years
:0 me pls!!! :0
MeetTerry
almost 10 years

MasterCthulhu says


MeetTerry says

hello




a trash pokemon with trash stats and a trash movepool, shaped like a heart to represent your undying love for error. you're welcome


cute
Platypops
almost 10 years
sure, why not
Nocturnul
almost 10 years
gimme dat vanilluxe

edit: kenny is ditto bc he's a top and a bottom
Psy
almost 10 years
omg do me. 10/10 thread
Kenny
almost 10 years
friend
BlackLyon
almost 10 years
Why didn't you make reamix Slurpuff?
deletedalmost 10 years
hello
Reamix
almost 10 years

MasterCthulhu says


Reamix says

yes






Altaria!!! not mega altaria it has too many clouds for me but i think altaria is very cute and sweet like u ^w^


i love this I never would have made the comparison
Eddyward
almost 10 years
I want to be a pokeymanz pls
alicetama
almost 10 years
hi there
Digipoke1
almost 10 years
hi joan
MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

AregVrt says

Me




I don't really know you honestly I just see you in chatbox sometimes and you always have a lot to say, most of which I don't bother to read. You get exploud because it has loud in its name and in chatbox at least you're quite verbose.
yoyoyorlozer
almost 10 years
where's my meme mon
MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

Sishen says

Yas mama




Mega Blastoise! Honestly I chose this because I think it would be really hilarious to see a Blastoise doing the ;) face but also because Mega Blastoise is a new spin on a classic Pokemon, a way to bring it back into relevancy after it was relegated to the lower tiers of competitive battling. I think when I first got on this site I didn't really like you, though I can't remember why now, but now I consider you a great friend of mine on the site and I'm glad that I changed my mind!

MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

Merlot says

me? 0:





the spiky-eared pichu is one of my favorite pokemovie characters ever lmao she is just too cute!!! The point is you are the spiky-eared pichu because....ok it just made sense and also pichu is absurdly strong in SSBM so I guess it made sense to me to choose something cute and also very strong

Warlock1268
almost 10 years
meme me pls
MasterCthulhu
almost 10 years

error says

gimme


this was one i knew INSTANTLY. sorry it's not a fire type :/





Absol! Absol Pokelore-wise has the ability to predict natural disasters and tries to warn people of them, but often gets blamed for causing the natural disasters instead. That reminds me of a totally different thing, actually:



Props to anyone who gets this reference.

The point is I feel like your cynicism grants you the ability to look at real life and many current issues accurately, but that you're also (for this reason and for others) .... Misunderstood™. You are also very intelligent/perceptive and you can be, to a degree, reclusive, just as Absol generally live in the mountains far away from civilization.



Mega Absol's ability is Magic Bounce, which I feel is an accurate representation of your attitude.
sl0nderman
almost 10 years
pokemon is for children