Epicmafia

the Master Pokemon thread

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ever wondered what Pokemon a 17-year-old girl thought you'd be? now's your chance to find out! post here and I will assign you a Pokemon, possibly for comedic value but mostly based on how well I do or don't know you. since there are <40 legendary pokemon out of the 700+ total pokemon, you're probably not getting one, especially if I don't know you.

Post away!

P.S. not one of the aesthetic pokemon drawings was done by my hand. don't get it twisted

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mantine

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Hm...

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Platypops says

sure, why not

Samurott!

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Nocturnul says

gimme dat vanilluxe

edit: kenny is ditto bc he's a top and a bottom

Chandelure! [iiiiiiim gonna swiiiiiing]

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Psy420 says

omg do me. 10/10 thread

Ludicolo! what a fun pokemon to be around

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Kenny says

friend

alright people are rushing me to expedite this so im not gonna give long explanations anymore but u get the first legendary congrats kenny. mew has a sort of facade of just being really silly but it's actually a very powerful pokemon which reminds me of u

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hello joan

DouradaGrelhada

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yea, japter can protect well his virginity

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Japter says

hello

Aegislash! cool pokemon, pretty heavily guarded

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Eddyward says

I want to be a pokeymanz pls

spinda: unique, but still trash.

for every person i don't know who asks for this, i will reply with a gimmick pokemon or one that's just complete trash. don't say i didn't warn you

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alicetama says

hi there

Azumarill! again not really a justification for this one but it just works in my mind

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MasterCthulhu says

kano3 says

smell me later

i literally do not know you.

btw this is what anyone whom i don't know will get

im not abandoning this thread!! i just was out all last night while they were piling up!!!!

tbh thats me

(i used to be view)

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Digipoke1 says

hi joan

hi travis

escavalier!! tbh this doesn't have much reasoning i just saw escavalier and was like.....this is it

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MasterCthulhu says

cute says

hiya

Dratini!!! A cute pokemon that gets big baller when it reaches its final form. Sounds like u tbh

YOU GET SMALLER AS YOU EVOLVE LOL

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yoyoyorlozer says

where's my meme mon

a meme pokemon for a meme user. yes, i mean that as a compliment

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Warlock1268 says

meme me pls

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sl0nderman says

pokemon is for children

tbh i just thought "spooky thing with tentacles" and jellicent came to mind but there are also some similarities i guess? now im just imagining some random jellyfish floating up to me and whispering "uninstall league of legends" before drifting away in the tide

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DouradaGrelhada says

Me, I dare you to delete this comment binch

Sableye!! annoying to fight against and a little creepy :/

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it's true i am a BIG BALLER thank u joan

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cute says

hiya

Dratini!!! A cute pokemon that gets big baller when it reaches its final form. Sounds like u tbh

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ThomasDuBois says

Hook ME UP

Zorua!! in the anime Zorua is very mischievous and funny, but also protective of its family (its mother specifically) and the people it comes to care about, and this is at least partially accurate for u so there u go

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kano3 says

smell me later

i literally do not know you.

btw this is what anyone whom i don't know will get

im not abandoning this thread!! i just was out all last night while they were piling up!!!!

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i wanna know which pokemon i am :o

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Give me one, if it aint gen 1 I die inside

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This is the part where MC getz swamped with requests and abandons ship, like most of these threads