A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.
You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.
P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.
You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.
What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....
You begin flipping through the pages. There is one page for each party member!
The instructions (yes this magic tome comes with clear instructions else itg would never figure it out) read that you should rip out the page belonging to a chosen party member, and that that member will gain a temporary boost to self esteem, physical strength, and speed. Obviously, you can only rip out each page once, so conserve this power.
Right so .. I'm just going to carry this out for the sake of convenience.
Blister is Zapped and is knocked unconscious. He falls to the ground in a heap, his last thoughts are about poop covering various members of the party...
The's tase seems to have jolted blister's brain, when he regains consciousness he no longer has the compulsive urge to troll. In-fact, his personality seems completely changed from what it once was.. improved even..
