Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Sonrioover 10 years ago
-follows, with a bow ready to fire
Arcbellover 10 years agoedited
Eris looks over at the lingerers such as Pamda, Sonrio, Satan etc and goes:

"You guys coming or what?"
Arcbellover 10 years ago
hardeffingworker
ok i'll take a chance and -pet dennis
You're moving toward Dennis.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
how dennis works

=if youre new he barks at you. a lot. approaching him is probably risky
=if you ignore him eventually he gets used to your presence and shuts up
=ive never tried petting him myself without his permission but let me tell you he is the biggest sappy baby ever and loves cuddles and pets when he can get them from someone he trusts
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
fk
Sonrioover 10 years ago
-is in the mood for some takoyaki
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
-points wand to pamda
Satanover 10 years ago
hardeffingworker
ok i'll take a chance and -pet dennis
its a pit bull, u die instantly
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
ok i'll take a chance and -pet dennis
Ryukoover 10 years ago
as i said, ex street dog. adopted so we can only guess to his breed/cross
Satanover 10 years ago
-flexes regular arm and octopus arm simultaneously
1
Ryukoover 10 years ago
dunno i'll ask. he's a proper mutt though
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what kind of dog is dennis
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Btw this is the point where I probably sleep and carry out everyone's actions that are posted when I wake up, while leaving everyone who hasn't posted to stand there drooling.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
-beckon dennis to heel, stand at attention and listen closely
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Hahaha just as Ryuko says that..
Ryukoover 10 years ago
Ryuko
-beckon dennis to follow, move along the centre of the bridge and cross at walking speed, keep an eye on the side dennis was growling at
i'm doing this because i reckon the threat(s) is/are in the water. the worst that could happen is that something bursting through the centre.

so. feel free to follow me
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
-trail behind ryuko
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Map updated
Arcbellover 10 years ago
As Connor advances to the middle of the bridge, a loud cracking noise fills the air, and a flash of light several feet in front of Connor. Everyone stops what they're doing and looks to the flash.

Standing before the party, a figure dressed in equal parts pimp and warlock, a scepter in his right hand with a red jewel crowning it. Several of you recognize him instantly.

"It is I!" announces Eris, before doing a double take and looking with confusion at Satan's octopus arm for a brief moment. "I'm here to serve as a.. Erm, guide for you brave souls. Now gather 'round my children I have something to share with you."

Eris gestures at the floor of the damp, moldy bridge immediately in front of him.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
SimplyPam
-tapping the magic wand lightly
Nothing happens. To use wands in this game, you need to will them into use while pointing in a specific direction.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
feel free to trail behind me guys
Satanover 10 years ago
hey guys, just so you know, as an octopus tentacle can contract to whatever size (the size of its beak, which in this case, there is none) so my arm can become as small as needed.

im a marine biologist, i know these things.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
-tapping the magic wand lightly
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Arcbell
SimplyPam
Arcbell
SimplyPam
SimplyPam
-uses magic wand to make everyone near me fall asleep
Who says your magic wand puts people to sleep?
doesnt my magic wand do whatever I want?????????
in

your

DREAMS
well this sucks