Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
we're not even really in a room though, so unless arcbell has played dragon's lair i don't really see anything he could throw at us with a bridge
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
Well, looking at the map, it doesn't seem like your dog's going to get shite done anytime soon Dave; I suggest ITG be our crash test dummy for the bridge.
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
One of u guys should be the guinea pig :)
Theover 10 years ago
Someone be a guinea pig and run across.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Wasn't the giant Chris room the first room in the last one?
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Ryukoover 10 years ago
there's bound to be some sort of challenge, even if it's just "overcoming fear". i agree that there'll be no death traps but we could still lose HP
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
this bridge probably doesn't have any traps honestly but better safe then sorry. very unlikely arcbell would include a death trap just at the beginning of the game and one that had no notable signs of there being a trap anyways, because then it's just bstard modding and even planning ahead can't really save you from a sudden death from spikes or something ridiculous like that
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
-Glance at connor's dog to note his progress while crossing the bridge
Ryukoover 10 years ago
nothing yet
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
What happened to Dave's dog?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
We are the only two girls here :) gotta start a pam cat fight or something!!
Arcbellover 10 years ago
pamda
Im a b00b. I deleted my post sigh.

-eat a bagel while waiting for simplypam.
-also throw a bagel at simplypam's face to wake her up.

And I just woke up guys sorry :)
You eat a bagel and throw one at simplypam.

It's tasty....
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Im a b00b. I deleted my post sigh.

-eat a bagel while waiting for simplypam.
-also throw a bagel at simplypam's face to wake her up.

And I just woke up guys sorry :)
Ryukoover 10 years ago
>eating a potential healing item
Arcbellover 10 years agoedited
Map updated. Taking a short break while

Satan, SimplyPam, Sonrio, JeffReid, pamda, Zhuorb, Retti

get here and do their first actions.

Keep in mind I won't wait forever for players, eventually I'll just make you idle if you do actions way less frequently than the average.
itg321over 10 years ago
cus only 3-4 players have posted and im goin to bed lol
Theover 10 years ago
itg321
-wait until someone crosses the bridge, then follow them on the safe path
You're going to be standing here for a while.

Unless, of course, someone wants to try a quick dash across ;)
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
"hey guys im gonna lock my character into doing nothing until u guys get across the bridge lol good luck"
It can always be interrupted by a notable event.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
"hey guys im gonna lock my character into doing nothing until u guys get across the bridge lol good luck"
Ryukoover 10 years ago
itg321
-wait until someone crosses the bridge, then follow them on the safe path
why would you submit an idling action
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
-wait until someone crosses the bridge, then follow them on the safe path
Registered
itg321over 10 years ago
-wait until someone crosses the bridge, then follow them on the safe path
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Edark
-tries to stand up again

I assume Im standing on the bridge with the dog right?
Ryuko
-inspect whip
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-Retreat back to the group to avoid attention
Delaying all these actions to give others a chance to catch up.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
-write in my scrolls 'the taser is annoying. pls replace it with some nice freshly baked sourdough bread'
Before doing this, you realize that blister was subbed out for trolling and that this isn't actually a troll game, and you probably shouldn't do this.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
lmao we need to work together

-inspect my tome and see what it does
-inspect my scrolls
You take a look at your scrolls. The word "Complaint" is written in fancy script and ink at the top of each parchment, but they are otherwise blank.