Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
arcbell did the moat get drained????
Did I say the moat got drained?
itg321over 10 years ago
arcbell did the moat get drained????
Sonrioover 10 years ago
THATS NO FAIR I WENT FOR IT FIRST
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
-trip sonrio cus hes a little nerd
-grab the notebook for myself
You attempt to trip Sonrio as he goes for the notebook..
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Pls this girl should hold the notebook.
itg321over 10 years ago
arcbell pls be realistic sonrio is small and i am realistaclly larger than him i can grab the notebook
Ryukoover 10 years ago
-go into the castle with dennis, ignoring the notebook
Sonrioover 10 years agoedited
-AND TAKE IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GODDAMNIT ARC
-PUSH ITG AWAY
itg321over 10 years ago
-trip sonrio cus hes a little nerd
-grab the notebook for myself
Satanover 10 years ago
i think pamda should hold the notebook
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Arcbellover 10 years ago
Sonrio
-GRAB THE NOTEBOOK BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
You make a move for the notebook...
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
is he gonna do the speech or waht
he just did it
Sonrioover 10 years ago
-GRAB THE NOTEBOOK BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
Ryukoover 10 years ago
is he gonna do the speech or waht
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Tucker
Can you list the items of each adventurer next to their name/HP?
Yeah sure I'll add something like this.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The
Arcbell so am I successfully riding Dennis as a horse?
No you didn't get to that before being interrupted by Eris' speech.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Eris clears his throat, and withdraws a small notepad from his robe, bound with skin and bone.

"Ehem, I am Eris, your mystical guide in your search for the everybin through the Castle of Lore. You may summon me at any time by writing my name in this notebook."

Eris holds up his gruesome notebook.

"If you summon me into danger I will kill you", Eris adds his face turning dead serious for a moment, before returning to an amused grin.

"I will help you with any challenge you face, however, I will require a blood sacrifice to do so."

Eris chuckles.

"Oh also if you write a party member's name in this notebook, they will get subbed out."

"I don't know who's leading your party, so I'll let you guys figure out who gets this," Eris adds, and tosses the notebook casually into the center of the crowd. "Probably the fairest person among you should hold on to it, heh, heh."

Eris taps his scepter and vanishes with a loud crack and a flash.
Theover 10 years ago
Arcbell so am I successfully riding Dennis as a horse?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Can you list the items of each adventurer next to their name/HP?
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
Rest in peace laptop
Ryukoover 10 years ago
nice one zhuorb
Arcbellover 10 years agoedited
Zhuorb
-insist on him having a look at it, it is after all his favorite thing in the world
You push your laptop at Eris before he can make his announcement. With an annoyed look on his face, Eris accepts the laptop in his left hand, while brandishing his scepter in his right.

Eris then tosses the laptop into the moat, and refocuses on the group.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
this isnt very realistic. if i did that to the real eris he would at the very least giggle
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Arcbellover 10 years ago
"Settle." begs Eris
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
-quickly before eris makes his announcement, proclaim loudly that "the jews did 9/11 and hitler did nothing wrong" and gauge his reaction
You blurt this out loudly, which earns you a confused look from Eris.