Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Edarkover 10 years ago
Damn right its about to get heated in here
Edarkover 10 years ago
Im getting the book, regardless of the cost.

-pop the purple flintstone pill and charge towards the notebook hoping I will get some sort of super power which will help me
Satanover 10 years ago
-uses my octopus tentacles to grab the notebook and wrap my tentacle around it tightly, if anyone tries to come near me, i feel as if i am in mortal danger and my puffer fish powers will trigger
Satanover 10 years agoedited
Ryuko
timezones are gonna make this game slow as fug :(
make a queue of actions like "if sonrio keeps the notebook, follow him" or "if itg gets the notebook, commit seppuku"

or "if pamda gets the notebook, be happy because she won't do anything too dumb with it"
10
Sonrioover 10 years ago
-cries
itg321over 10 years agoedited
also i realised im the only one with writing equipment so it rly doesnt matter who u guys decide (cus ull have to give me the notebook anyway if u wanna use it lmao), im fine with pamda taking it just cus theyre currently here
Ryukoover 10 years ago
timezones are gonna make this game slow as fug :(
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
pamda should get the notebook.
Satanover 10 years ago
i vote pamda or simplypam get the notebook
Sonrioover 10 years ago
BURN THE NOTEBOOK
itg321over 10 years ago
-grabs the notebook as sonrio's probs tased/boobslapped

let's vote on who gets to keep the notebook. im sleeping so

-give the notebook to whoever has the majority of votes
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
itg take the notebook already
Sonrioover 10 years ago
HELP
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Sonrio
I feel like the actual thing thatll stop me is the boobslap from pamda
-boobslap x10
1
itg321over 10 years ago
we're supposed to be cooperating u ONLY WIN if every1 WINS
2
Sonrioover 10 years ago
I feel like the actual thing thatll stop me is the boobslap from pamda
Ryukoover 10 years ago
WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CASTLE
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
-Inspect entrance

(please specify details)
Sonrioover 10 years ago
-FIRES AN ARROW AT THE THAT MISSES ON PURPOSE TO MAKE HIM FLINCH
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Sonrio
pamda
-boobslap sonrio
IM GAY
and? I'm still doing it.
itg321over 10 years ago
-distract sonrio w/ my looks so The can throw away the notebook

can we pls move forward why r u obsessing over the notebook pls leave it be
1
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Someone needs to write Sonrio's name in the book before it's tossed overboard.
2
Ryukoover 10 years agoedited
fine. waste the good shít. i dont give a fúck.

-inspect armour as i walk
Theover 10 years ago
-tase sonrio if he gets near the notebook
1
Sonrioover 10 years ago
pamda
-boobslap sonrio
IM GAY