everybin

vildenover 10 years ago

comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
mememmeme
LeMeJoeover 10 years ago
I'll sign up to spook people through words alone.

ooooOOOOOoooooooh.
arkover 10 years ago
Sign me the f up to get badly owned!
madhereover 10 years ago
vilden
Derfel - He's a teacher that plays on a website full of mostly people half his age. Clearly no one his age wants to hang around him. He does nothing but post stupid gif images in the forums of which like 10% are funny. Has a crazy obsession with pranay. He needs to settle down with a girl and maybe even have children. He's like IAMCOP V2.0.
lol



vilden
Age:30+
LOL
xxeroxover 10 years ago
Do me
Becomeclearover 10 years ago
DO ME BABY
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
You are a b00b
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cubover 10 years ago
these sound like better reasons to ban people than your average pastebin
rvppover 10 years ago
me pls
DonaarMyastanover 10 years ago
Include me p71x13 p70x, this is bound to be hilarious!
Chaikaover 10 years ago
every...bin?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
sure.
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
/sign
CocaColaover 10 years agoedited
edit: nvm this isnt the round thread
itg321over 10 years ago
me pls
Edarkover 10 years ago
I deserve to be mentioned
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Kronk pwns show some respect
Kronkover 10 years ago
Bigpock
Kronk
I wrote the everybin
Kyle - Came 2nd in a round to cloudminnion, a guy who spoke in 3rd person in his games. Back then his username was Emperorschance and he had this lame Dragon avatar which he probably thought was really cool. He probably realized how stupid it was and got the name change to Kyle.
Cool story bp. why is that relevant to me?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Kronk
I wrote the everybin
Kyle - Came 2nd in a round to cloudminnion, a guy who spoke in 3rd person in his games. Back then his username was Emperorschance and he had this lame Dragon avatar which he probably thought was really cool. He probably realized how stupid it was and got the name change to Kyle.
Kronkover 10 years ago
I wrote the everybin
vildenover 10 years ago
i wasnt even active during the time it was made
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
krystalk
Slowbro
it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it
well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought
he did
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Me please
Simsover 10 years ago
the everybin was one of the most embarrassing moments of epicmafia history
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
vilden
slowbro is an example of a user who was offended by the first version of the everybin