everybin

vildenover 10 years ago

comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

Edarkover 10 years agoedited
HopeRidesAlone
My main account is GrandDukeofOwls.

Im so irrelevant though that nbt doesnt think anyone will know . SO go for it.
holy **** nbt is a freaking necromancer
codeslicerover 10 years ago
Count me in! Even though you probably don't know anything about me (a washed up epicmafia celeb)!
HopeRidesAloneover 10 years ago
My main account is GrandDukeofOwls.

Im so irrelevant though that nbt doesnt think anyone will know . SO go for it.
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Becomeclearover 10 years ago
what about me
vildenover 10 years ago
You would make an excellent entry Mori
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Moriover 10 years ago
Can I pls be included
vildenover 10 years ago
Rednose claims he wrote it but he's prob just trying to take credit
vildenover 10 years ago
You only think I wrote it 'cuz I rehashed an insult from it on you (cuz it was true)
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I thought it was pretty much a given it was abc or rednose
vildenover 10 years ago
I didn't write it lmfao

I would own up to it if I did
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Kerry
Slowbro
krystalk
Slowbro
it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it
well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought
he did
abc wrote it o.o
weird, because vilden definitely wrote it
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Arcbellover 10 years ago
Uranus
Arcbell
vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing
anonymous writer is trying to avoid harassment vios by asking nicely for permission first ^_^
anonymous writer dissappoints me
Kerryover 10 years ago
Slowbro
krystalk
Slowbro
it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it
well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought
he did
abc wrote it o.o
Uranusover 10 years ago
Arcbell
vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing
anonymous writer is trying to avoid harassment vios by asking nicely for permission first ^_^
AshIIynover 10 years ago
my #1 love, zambi
Arcbellover 10 years ago
vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing
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rawnbrouhardover 10 years ago
please I must know
Awnyyover 10 years ago
I know mine already
Sonrioover 10 years ago
Did abc just
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
/in
Giga96over 10 years ago
Eviscerated.
LetMeSleepxoover 10 years ago
ooh do me..my main is wakemeupxo
ArianaGrandeover 10 years ago
me do me
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Sims
the everybin was one of the most embarrassing moments of epicmafia history
definitely one of the most embarrassing moments for U haha

" Shacky - Tries really hard to be funny, is only funny like 5% of the time. Made a pact with Sachy to delete and not come back to the site, came back to the site for attention but no one really cared. Also probably cheated with lolwot who knows. "

Eviscerated.
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Escuraiover 10 years ago
This is great