everybin

vildenover 10 years ago

comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
oh hey thats me
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
itg321 - Filipino kid that grew up to be one of the most annoying fkers on EM. Claims that his doge avatar and -all play is strategic but is really a pathetic excuse for his mental incapacity. His highest point of social relevance was when Arcbell made :itg: a lobby emote, on Shivv's request. Catchphrase- "FKIN GARBAGE PLAYER DOWNGRADED TO C-" Age:20
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itg321over 10 years ago
pls make sure to place me in the everybin
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
Good ****.

Lol censor.
MeetTerryover 10 years ago
waiting for this
GrandDukeofOwlsover 10 years ago
Bigpock
Hi GDO ^.^
Hi boo.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
gdo came back for the everybin, god bless
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Hi GDO ^.^
GrandDukeofOwlsover 10 years agoedited
I just want to shitpost fam

finally.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
vilden
The author of everybin2.0 is requesting immunity from harassment/HC vios.

Mods?
What would everybin2.0 be without immunity from these vios?

Poopyface mcmoron, because calling someone a cumdumpster would get you a vio.
peachover 10 years ago
put me in the bin
Katieover 10 years ago
yes pls
Escuraiover 10 years ago
Granted.
vildenover 10 years agoedited
The author of everybin2.0 is requesting immunity from harassment/HC vios.

Mods?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
HC doesn't say tumblr's definition of racism, it says slurs against race.
HopeRidesAloneover 10 years ago
MeetTerry
Mori
Can I pls be included
jesus christ
MeetTerryover 10 years ago
Mori
Can I pls be included
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
*writes the next everybin*
Luciover 10 years ago
nice work. would be 10x better if it were in alpabetical order though
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i hope whoever writes this is mean enough to make you all regret signing up to be roasted
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Add me.
athenaover 10 years ago
im down tbh
sestreover 10 years ago
Hey I'm here please add me :3c
cuterover 10 years ago
If you don't mind, I haven't been on that long but I'd like to be in this :0
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Hey Add Me To This Hahahahahahahahahaha