Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.
Will update this periodically as people participate.
Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.
A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?
A. You can't be sure with streams these days. If it's a small forest there could be roads or highways surrounding it, and it could be filled with pollutants.
You chose (A) darn, this forest is a little small.
You are a little let down, you wanted a very low-key stroll which means that you want the forest to be big. Don't worry. If you're low-key enough you can spend hours, or even days in this forest.
How do you proceed?
A) Apply some bug spray
B) Drink some water
C) Read Naruto's 796 page memoir on low-key adventures in japanese forests.
Oh, no! You used so much bug spray that you became a popular way for bugs to commit suicide. Thousands of bugs consume you, seeking to end their sad little lives.
You chose to spray more bug spray, that doesn't seem very low-key. If you are panicking from the amount of insects in this forest you may have some issues moving forward. With that in mind do you plan to continue?
Great idea! Now bugs aren’t going to ruin your low-key forest adventure. You will no longer have to swat at mosquitos or run away like a little girl from bumble bees. Nice! What next?:
