Satan Tarantino In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C
jack how low key can i go i gotcha buddy no worries
Tarantino In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too Welcome to the low-key forest adventure.
You stand in front of a dark forest, maybe a haunted forest.
You think to yourself:
A) Well holy crap this forest is a lot scarier up close
B) I'm an idiot who will get myself killed
C) I am excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.
how low key can i go
In, my super power is breaking the fourth wall. And I get to be the bad guy, too
justrec This guy seems like he might be offended If I ignore him and walk away. I'll go with A. You chose (A) to approach him and say hello.
You died.
Are you really THAT surprised? He definitely seemed like someone that would murder you and that's what happened. You could’ve gotten through this whole forest adventure if you had just kept it low-key, seen some nature, maybe climbed a tree or something, and called it a day.
Oh well.
This guy seems like he might be offended If I ignore him and walk away. I'll go with A.
justrec A because a crying guy would be attracting much attention, attention that a low key guy like myself wishes to avoid. You chose (A) to ignore the crying pathetic old man and continue on your journey.
You come across what looks like an axe wielding madman
Do you
A) Approach him and say hello
B) Ignore him and be on your way
C) Throw your aluminum water bottle at him
A because a crying guy would be attracting much attention, attention that a low key guy like myself wishes to avoid.
justrec B, because my dad is dead and believing that I saw him in a strange looking cabin and pursuing it would be the opposite of low key You chose (B) to ignore your father.
You come across a guy sitting at a picnic table with his head down, he seems to be crying. What do you do?
A) Ignore him
B) Ask him what's wrong
C) Offer him some water
B, because my dad is dead and believing that I saw him in a strange looking cabin and pursuing it would be the opposite of low key
justrec Approaching the cabin would not be low key. B. You chose (B) to ignore the cabin. As you walked past it, you hear your name being called. It's your dad. He is standing in the doorway of that cabin that you ignored.
Do you:
A) Return his greeting with a smile
B) Pretend you didn't hear him
C) Ask him why he is in an eery cabin in the forest
Helba Satan Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you: You chose (B) to continue on your low-key stroll.
Nice.
Your chimpanzee grabs your backpack and runs off ahead. Do you:
A) Chase him
B) Keep going at the leisurely speed you are currently at hoping he comes back
Approaching the cabin would not be low key. B.
eris Satan eris Call me Ishmael, the low-key forest whaler. You chose (C). You are ready to have fun and walk through the forest and look at all the cool things in the forest with no worry in the world.
Nice.
Now what?
A) Apply bug spray
B) Drink water
C) Read Immanuel Kant's 713 volume memoir on how to be low-key and have fun low-key adventures in forests.
roadman I choose B). You chose (B) to blow them off.
While the gang is sad that you won't be getting matching my little pony tattoos to signify your entrance in the gang, they eventually give up searching for you.
You are back at the forest. Do you:
A) Drink water
B) Apply sunscreen
C) Read a terribly written memoir of someone's low-key adventure (1,567 pages long)
D) Get on with your adventure
justrec Satan justrec A You chose (A) keep strolling. You come across an eery looking cabin do you:
A) approach the cabin
B) ignore the cabin
Helba Satan Helba This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward. Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you:
A) Continue watching
B) Continue on your low-key stroll
Satan justrec A I'm going to trust that these two don't do different things, so i'm going to say A.
Satan Helba This chimp seems low-key enough to not stab me with my knife. I will (A), continue forward. I contemplate age and nature, while (A), watching an old man do yoga in the forest.
I am leaving for work AS OF THIS POST, I will be back later to do more please don't post anything more than your answers or i will lose my place and just kill everyone off in a fit of confusion
