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Low-key forest adventure

Satanalmost 11 years ago

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

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Sonrio
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roadman
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Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
A
You chose to (A) Breathe.

Nice.

You pass by some flowers. Very beautiful and 120% low-key.

You come across some bones



You wonder what they came from

A) Human

B) Bear

C) Deer

D) Bird
jackalmost 11 years ago
A
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
B, i don't wanna get exhausted chasing a lizard that wouldn't be very low-key
You chose (B) to leave it and continue on your stroll.

Going on a low-key forest adventure can get pretty exciting. Make sure you remember to breathe!

A) Breathe

B) Forget to breathe
jackalmost 11 years ago
B, i don't wanna get exhausted chasing a lizard that wouldn't be very low-key
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
B why not
You chose (B) to look around on the ground for cool stuff.

You find a cute looking lizard, as you move towards it, it runs away. Do you:

A) Chase it

B) Leave it and continue on your stroll
jackalmost 11 years ago
B why not
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
B
You chose to (B) continue on your stroll.

You are walking in the forest, nice. You feel like you're on a grand adventure where no weird stuff will happen.

A) Keep strolling

B) Look around on the ground for cool stuff
jackalmost 11 years ago
B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
Wouldn't want this low-key adventure to be ruined by bug bites. B
You chose to (B) apply bug spray.

Nice! Don't want to get Malaria!

Now what?

A) Apply more bug spray

B) Continue on your stroll
jackalmost 11 years ago
Wouldn't want this low-key adventure to be ruined by bug bites. B
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
C, she'll love to hear about how low-key this is
You chose (C) to call Caroline and tell her about the low-key forest adventure you're about to have.

She is happy for you. Yay.

A) Continue on your stroll

B) Apply bug spray
jackalmost 11 years ago
C, she'll love to hear about how low-key this is
Satanalmost 11 years ago
You chose (A) to drink from your camelbak backpack.

Niiiiice, keepin' it real low-key.

What next?

A) Drink more water

B) Head into the woods and start your low-key adventure

C) Call Caroline and tell her about the low-key forest adventure you're about to have
jackalmost 11 years ago
A
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
Well i've already read it so E
You chose (E) to drink some water.

You have three choices:

A) Drink from your camelbak backpack

B) Drink from a disposable plastic water bottle that is half empty, that is lukewarm

C) Drink from a nearby stream
jackalmost 11 years ago
Well i've already read it so E
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
C, it wouldn't be low key to start worrying when i haven't begun my low key forest trip
You chose (C) to be really excited to be low-key and take a leisurely stroll through this beautiful forest.

What do you do now?

A) Apply sunscreen

B) Apply bug spray

C) Put some hair gel in your hair

D) Read Tom Brady's 7,000 page memoir on how to be low-key while being accused of deflating footballs to give himself an advantage during the superbowl.

E) Drink some water
jackalmost 11 years ago
C, it wouldn't be low key to start worrying when i haven't begun my low key forest trip
Satanalmost 11 years ago
jack
how low key can i go

3 seconds too late. put me in when the next person dies
You are standing in front of a beautiful redwood forest.

You are ready to be low-key and enjoy a leisurely stroll through the forest.

You are thinking:

A) Geez this forest is beautiful, I wish I brought my camera.

B) Wait, where's caroline? She should have met me here by now.

C) I'm really excited to be low-key and take a leisurely stroll through this beautiful forest.
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Tarantino
Satan
Tarantino
With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds
Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water
I activate godmod mode and turn super saiyan, before continuing with my choice Knowledge is power!
You chose (A) to continue your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

You spend the whole day reading all 567 volumes. You never actually make it into the forest, and that is okay. You learned three “forest facts”

1. The ground is dirty.
2. Trees are in the forest.
3. Some birds are also in the forest.


Congratulations.
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
My character sustains himself on photo synthesis and rain water and has a symbiotic relationship with all insect life
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
Satan
Tarantino
With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds
Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water
I activate godmod mode and turn super saiyan, before continuing with my choice Knowledge is power!
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Tarantino
With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds
Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
Satan
Tarantino
I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C
You chose (C) to be excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.

What next?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink water

C) Read Eli Roth's 567 volume memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious
With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Tarantino
I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C
You chose (C) to be excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.

What next?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink water

C) Read Eli Roth's 567 volume memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious