Epicmafia

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

free rent, but be dead in a year. hm.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

ScubaSteve

Lashka
I was thinking of moving to Detroit
Well don't. It sucks.

But it's cheap!

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

ScubaSteve

Ashelia
i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.
If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.

i probably would be terrible at softball

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

Lashka

I was thinking of moving to Detroit

Well don't. It sucks.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited

ScubaSteve

belovedprincess
gay doesn't half make sense sometimes
... how does it not make sense?

girls are my quiet place in the world. i dunno, violent upbringing maybe lol. i have been conditioned away from gay sex by fists and other such uncertainties as far as men go

or i dunno? also maybe u misread that, because 'doesn't half make sense' means that it does make sense where i'm from

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

I was thinking of moving to Detroit

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

belovedprincess

gay doesn't half make sense sometimes

... how does it not make sense?

deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited

Ashelia

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.

If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

besides the gay sex, that is, which is an awful notion. for me anyway

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

gay doesn't half make sense sometimes

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

or i sleep with their friends, who are only trying to prove to them that i'm not all i make myself out to be, which is apparently acceptable behavior between women

AdrenalineMimeabout 11 years ago

im SURE sgr will read all this

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

i sleep with all of my ex-girlfriends enemies, part of a plot to make them jealous, but only because i have no self-control on my part

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

Nice. Good snag too. I was just about to make a really terrible and homophobic joke at your expense, but then I saw you said "no homo", so I guess that doesn't actually make you gay and I'd look like a huge fool for implying as much.

Simsabout 11 years ago

i sleep with all of my ex-girlfriends' ex-boyfriends to make them jealous, no homo

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

ScubaSteve

belovedprincess
ScubaSteve
belovedprincess
i mean, what's in it for me?
Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.
ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes
That'll show 'em all.

nah lol

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

belovedprincess

ScubaSteve
belovedprincess
i mean, what's in it for me?
Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.
ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes

That'll show 'em all.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

Quiet, French, Ten/10

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

ScubaSteve

belovedprincess
i mean, what's in it for me?
Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.

ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

MODSRTHEFKERS

ScubaSteve
Also. Genny Heavy = Genny Cream, yes?
Genny Heavy is just regular genesee, the white can. Cream Ale is fine too if that's all you can find. Genny Heavy just sounds funnier.

And don't sweat it man, the allure of epicmafia's charms is tough for a man to hold back on.

I'm ready (Reddi) ((Retti)).

Simsabout 11 years ago

weird, i'm all of those things

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

Anna

MODSRTHEFKERS
i know it won't work. she's also in her 30's and engaged, but I can dream.
That makes the relationship more exciting. Gambling with love sounds like an amazing high.

all the girls i want to hook up with are usually older, gay, don't speak english and/or seeing someone. I have bad luck.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

belovedprincess

i mean, what's in it for me?

Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.

Where is everyone?