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Hima: Your name sounds indian, I think the gods have chosen you well for the one who tames the beast that is this hunk of a man. You and him will go on to be the power couple of epicmafia and he will feed you grapes by the mouth. How exciting!
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Deux: Your name is as mysterious and dazzling as the pale moonlight, or a scrawny white guy in California. You need a man who has candor a wit, and and deep knowledge of internet cultures or the year 1996.
DEMOD RETTI ALL OF MY SKYPE FRIENDS ARE CHANGING MY NAME TO "THE TYPE OF LADY WHO NEEDS SOME SUGAR AND SPICE"
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I seemed to have made an error in my results. I fixed it.
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Peach: A succulent fruit, a vixen and womanladiesman only deserves the finest specimen for you to open your love legs for. You two will find the meaning of true love and go on to make a low-budget indie movie together
VS: Have I got the choice for you. I have the feeling you're the type of lady who needs some sugar AND spice. I have decided this is the best choice as I am never wrong, you two will be like two peas in a pod, two bananas in a hammock, or some other jank I can't be bothered to think of
