e-dating service thread

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago

Are you single? Seeking to find your match made in mafia heaven? Retti's Dating Service Friend will be sure to find your perfect match! See alarming results spanning from talking on skype for TWO WHOLE MINUTES and playing Mafia together with your e-babe! Our trained specialists of love monkeys with match you based on systematic results and pie charts randomly put together in no time. Find your perfect anime boyfriend/girlfriend today!

BadSeedabout 11 years ago
Please no
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codeslicerabout 11 years agoedited
Hook me up with BadSeed or Burnmad pls
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BadSeedabout 11 years ago
Can I have an e-babe?
athenaabout 11 years ago
mangofruit
wave h-hi hello
laila pick me
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deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited
hey hook me up with this user: score
JonSnowabout 11 years ago
mist
JonSnow
RIP this thread :C
you can't rush genius, dude.
You're right, i should have more faith in Retti.
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Also, epicmafiadating.com is not the worst idea ever. You pretty much have to have that rare combination of self-loathing/inpenetrable arrogance in order to really shine on this website and a dating site for this particular breed of toxic weabootrolls would neatly accomplish the laudable goal of keeping them out of the rest of the internet.

Plus, since gay marriage is okay now, animegayboys can just breed with each other in order to develop a new strain of superweabootrollbabies.
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deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Provide me with ebabe.
Thanks.
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Forgot to post. Posting.
xelaabout 11 years ago
cute
[12:13:37 AM] (redacted): xxerox is a toxic troll

i demand a refund
DIDNT U GET ENOUGH OF THOSE HAHA HEHEHE KEKEKE
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
JonSnow
RIP this thread :C
you can't rush genius, dude.
JonSnowabout 11 years ago
RIP this thread :C
mangofruitabout 11 years agoedited
wave h-hi hello
blacksnakemoanabout 11 years ago
Gloria
Me. Set me up.
hey thurrr
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
[12:13:37 AM] (redacted): xxerox is a toxic troll

i demand a refund
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
me plea
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
rvpp
hello
Rvpp: I don't have anything for you. Your name sounds out as R Vee Pee Pee so I think this gentleman will suit you quite nicely. He completes you on another plane of existence and you didn't even know it.

https://epicmafia.com/user/221768#/
deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited
cute
okay.....
Cute: An exquisite woman with the emotional complexity of rough sandpaper. Your benevolent demeanor requires a certain touch, hopefully done using gloves. You've had a stroke of bad luck as of late but luckily my name comes from Irish descent and I will lead you into a wonderful rainbow of happiness and pure joy. Look who's behind door number one!

https://epicmafia.com/user/300144#/
PapaJackyabout 11 years ago
cute
okay.....
found ur faebae

https://epicmafia.com/user/318586
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
okay.....
deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited
Retti's E-dating Service will take a short break. I can hear the cops outside my house for trying to pair underaged users with older men. Let's hope the police believe in true love!
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ArieIabout 11 years ago
give me the ebabe
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Retti
Hibiki
i think EE is a garbage commentator
Hibiki: What's an idol without a producer? You need a domineering man who will dress you up like a princess and treat you like a dog in the sack. He'll give you more than a bone to chew on.

https://epicmafia.com/user/70059#/
Enamored 15mon 27d
ruff
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
harmonee
im not old enough to go for boys around half my age yet :/
Don't worry, rutab is very mature. His #1 goal & priority in life is to be a father.
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Hibiki
i think EE is a garbage commentator
Hibiki: What's an idol without a producer? You need a domineering man who will dress you up like a princess and treat you like a dog in the sack. He'll give you more than a bone to chew on.

https://epicmafia.com/user/70059#/
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