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deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
im not old enough to go for boys around half my age yet :/
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deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Harmonee: I have no particular knowledge of you but that won't stop me anyway from finding your other half. I can tell by your name that you need a man to be in tune with, someone who will stretch your vocal chords and your meat glands in the wind!*
Mist: Have I got the present for you. Neatly wrapped and tied together and likely restrained so you may lick his whole body covered in honey. You'll find this boy will be more than just desserts.
Bell: Have I got prince charming who will ring your bell. He's tough and not afraid The Man. He's a hardcore rebel who slicks his hair back and has a sensual spot for leather. You don't need no sissy boy toy. You need a big helping heap of MAN.
Gistofeverything: You need someone who make you feel like everything. Do you know the gist of what I'm trying to say here? Gist kidding. That was another pun. Did you like it? Alright. That's enough before I want to shoot myself.
Nicole: A beautiful sunflower such as yourself deserves someone with a green thumb. This beast from the east will be sure to set your heart ablaze. The great sphinx gives you his blessing.
