Epicmafia

swallowing

almost 11 years

techniques for pills?? the internet literally sucks and i need to take a pill but i can't physically force myself to do it because i'm scared it'll get stuck in my throat the same as the last 4 have

disappointing thread/10

Peta

almost 11 years

Well I don't give a flip.

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I think the premise was more contraceptives than fellatio, personally

Peta

almost 11 years

In case anyone doesn't get the joke, he's making a joke about fellatio. That's why it's funny, haha.

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I mean really, you don't need to take a pill for swallowing - it's safe.

Peta

almost 11 years

Hello Internet how to take pill

Peta

almost 11 years

Holy lol at the premise of this thread

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i just woke up from some really bad nightmares. i have ptsd dudes

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in fairness, dude basically lived out every awkward dude's laughing girl nightmare .... only over the internet, to be even extra of a sucker. not very nice lol

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going off-topic in a thread that's posted in the off-topic subforum where does this meta joyride end

Hibiki

almost 11 years

Rutab says

Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever

how desperate are u to be the good guy

ling

almost 11 years

oh my god hes still going

ArieI

almost 11 years

TLDR i shot rutab down multiple times on skype, then in games, then on forums. now he's mad, because i still make fun of him for it.

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Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever

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not-tldr version please

Satan

almost 11 years

Sims says

guys hit on me all the time

ur cute

ling

almost 11 years

rutab is pulling a giga now lmao

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god made man perverted as heck, it's not our fault. especially garyoak

Sims

almost 11 years

guys hit on me all the time

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Ok I am going to let this air out now

TLDR: I was a 16 year old thirsty moron before I even felt the touch of a woman and I chose Ariel because she was nice to me (lol), and now I admit it and said sorry and am moving on like a big boy

bye

Togepi

almost 11 years

Rutab says

Togepi says

Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.

She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off

It's not a joke if it's not funny. Say it again, kid.

ArieI

almost 11 years

also, the josh/steve accusations are pretty funny, considering the fact that the only time i make a scene about guys on EM is when i'm shaming them for hitting on me/perving on me

runwithfire

almost 11 years

Kelly says

runwithfire says

Posting Logs Isn't Nice

i think you're nice =]

you too kelly, I'm a huge fan :)

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Togepi says

Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.

She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off

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runwithfire says

Posting Logs Isn't Nice

i think you're nice =]

Togepi

almost 11 years

Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.