swallowing

Katieover 11 years ago

techniques for pills?? the internet literally sucks and i need to take a pill but i can't physically force myself to do it because i'm scared it'll get stuck in my throat the same as the last 4 have

disappointing thread/10

Petaover 11 years ago
Well I don't give a flip.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I think the premise was more contraceptives than fellatio, personally
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Petaover 11 years ago
In case anyone doesn't get the joke, he's making a joke about fellatio. That's why it's funny, haha.
deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited
I mean really, you don't need to take a pill for swallowing - it's safe.
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Petaover 11 years ago
Hello Internet how to take pill
Petaover 11 years ago
Holy lol at the premise of this thread
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
i just woke up from some really bad nightmares. i have ptsd dudes
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
in fairness, dude basically lived out every awkward dude's laughing girl nightmare .... only over the internet, to be even extra of a sucker. not very nice lol
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
going off-topic in a thread that's posted in the off-topic subforum where does this meta joyride end
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Hibikiover 11 years ago
Rutab
Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever
how desperate are u to be the good guy
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lingover 11 years ago
oh my god hes still going
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ArieIover 11 years ago
TLDR i shot rutab down multiple times on skype, then in games, then on forums. now he's mad, because i still make fun of him for it.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever
deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited
not-tldr version please
Satanover 11 years ago
Sims
guys hit on me all the time
ur cute
lingover 11 years ago
rutab is pulling a giga now lmao
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
god made man perverted as heck, it's not our fault. especially garyoak
Simsover 11 years ago
guys hit on me all the time
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Ok I am going to let this air out now

TLDR: I was a 16 year old thirsty moron before I even felt the touch of a woman and I chose Ariel because she was nice to me (lol), and now I admit it and said sorry and am moving on like a big boy

bye
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Togepiover 11 years ago
Rutab
Togepi
Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.
She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off
It's not a joke if it's not funny. Say it again, kid.
ArieIover 11 years ago
also, the josh/steve accusations are pretty funny, considering the fact that the only time i make a scene about guys on EM is when i'm shaming them for hitting on me/perving on me
runwithfireover 11 years ago
Kelly
runwithfire
Posting Logs Isn't Nice
i think you're nice =]
you too kelly, I'm a huge fan :)
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Togepi
Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.
She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
runwithfire
Posting Logs Isn't Nice
i think you're nice =]
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Togepiover 11 years ago
Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.