my parents just called me in and apparently im going to disney world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I'm currently enjoying a huge bowl of chocolate pudding, double cream, salted caramel ice cream, tinned peaches and chocolate sauce, but I'm sure some roofies would be the perfect seasoning on top.
Haha rutab I would have met you there had you gone last week
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
The news networks are literally about to broadcast someone dying on live television. Awesome. ALSO HE'S STANDING ON THE BIKE WHILE HE'S GOING. THIS DUDE IS GOING OUT THE RIGHT WAY.
yeah, remember that time he accidentally took the date drugs that someone had lying around? good times, good times.
some guy at a sketchy frat gave our friend a drink, which she passed to him and he had instead. he took one for the team, that night.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
it's impossible to have a conversation with this filter
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32
sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.
i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.
that's so damn raw.
** also insanely stupid and not cool
yeah he was pretty crazy. he also got roofied accidentally once. lots of good stories.
I blame Mikalis.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Cosplaying gives me the heeby jeebies
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
yeah, remember that time he accidentally took the date drugs that someone had lying around? good times, good times.
are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32
sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.
i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.
that's so damn raw.
** also insanely stupid and not cool
yeah he was pretty crazy. he also got roofied accidentally once. lots of good stories.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
oh i cant say d*ck even when it's a name oops
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
yeah dont drink w/ anyone whos facial hair looks like they might cosplay as dastardly
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Liquor before beer, nothing to fear Wine before liquor, roofies.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
liquor before beer, you're in the clear beer before liquor, ...awesome