Epicmafia

aleigh261

185

4wins5losses1left

i never get on here anymore.

Friends (8)

Kiimir

almost 15 years

Of course, yes.

Kiimir

almost 15 years

It is agreed then, we will stayed married so long as all our lovers get to sleep with us. It will be a massive orgy every night.

Kiimir

almost 15 years

I didn't see you all day so I figured you were still in bed with master. I'm filling for divorce, you can keep the kids so long as you pay me child support.

Kiimir

almost 15 years

Aleigh... Why... *bluicide*

Masterchef

almost 15 years

*helps her up throws wet pants on the floor*
Lets take this someplace more comfortable
*walks into bedroom and locks door so kiimir can't disturb us*
the end

deletedalmost 15 years

not any more

Kiimir

almost 15 years

I am aleigh's husband.

Kiimir

almost 15 years

HEY MAN BACK OFF

Masterchef

almost 15 years

*takes shirt off*
*flexes muscles*
*knocks over a glass of water and spills it all over his pants*
*slips and needs help getting up*
you finish it