Hey buddy, dunno if you are still around but you should know you actually have a bronze.

Poser cheated in the round you came 4th in, so you technically trophied.

when i'm not so stupidly busy let's play! x

remember when i texted you and it had a curse word and you got super scared cos you thought i was mad at you? same. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK

"i like it when you pretend to be basic, you can pretend to be basic all you want because you're the opposite of basic" -- jacob 2k15

i helped you by calling you and now you're deadass asleep. you're welcome!!

i'm really glad you're okay because you were really drunk x

you're the weirdest nerd i've had the fortune of meeting

remember when your dad heard you asking me how big my ____ was? same HA HA HA

what if i want to murder someone at night. you need to choose your words carefully.

you're still my favourite human being x

aw i take it back

welcome 2 the mediocre life of the bronze club

I RESENT YOUR IMPLICATION THAT I AM A HOOKER

remember when you told me about how i rambled at you for 10 minutes about burning your house down

i'm sorry i called you on skype while you were drunk and essentially was annoying af throughout!!!!

IT'S JUST GONNA BE FUH FUH FUH ALL THE TIME NOW IN MY HEAD. you didn't have to though but <3

i truly dislike how whenever i visit your profile, taylor swift autoplays. FIGHT ME IRL, JACOB!!!

#weddinggoals new year's in italy tbh!!

WE GOT MARRIED ON HALLOWEEN!!!! SPOOKY

still my trophy husband tbh. you're #1 in my heart xx