Whilst many of you ladies and gents will be spending this time currently to spread wintry cheer and goodwill, I myself will not be. Firstly cos I'm a muslim and I don't celebrate Christmas, and secondly because I feel a need to talk to you abound a certain odious user who I feel almost everyone shares some sort of resentment for but can't be bothered speaking out.

That user is JM123.

Are you reminded of that one person in your circle of friends who you don't get rid of because it'd be more effort that it's worth? That's JM123.

That one player on the team that's always bragging about how he's totally going to smoke the opposition single handedly but who never shows up in the big moments? That's JM123.

That one guy that spends hours every day obssessing over his appearance but who mysteriously hasn't gotten any action in months? That's JM123.

That one guy that always bullshіts no matter the topic of conversation yes when he gets called out on it claims he was never being serious in the first place? That's JM123.

The community have long been sick of your sad irrelevant, unfunny and occasionally downright creepy comments whether it be on the forum or in games. Consider this call-out to be a Christmas gift to you all even though I'm not a kuffar like the rest of you smh.

JM123 I hope Santa took a dump through your chimney this morning you lousy little slug.

Wajjj out.