hey fellas it's me sana. so my good pal Samuel (known as epicmafia user sammy) has been feeling kinda lonely lately and i've taken it upon myself to find him a nice boyfriend due to my excellent taste as well as my samaritan nature!

all offers will be considered by me, however there are a few requirements:

1. must be a person of colour
2. sammy wanted me to come up with more requirements however i can't really think of anything specific so i'll be the judge of whether or not i think you're a good match overall and might make up some requirements as i go along this quest of bf-hunting

here are the reasons sammy would be a good boyfriend:

1. biggest carly rae jepsen stan in the world
2. has one of the most viewed threads on epicmafia
3. is epicmafia user sammy
4. is at least a 3.5 (better than most of epicmafia)

however, there are some minor cons to dating sammy:

1. he suffers from urinary incontinence (but he makes up for this with his larger than life personality)
2. he plays league

everyone has some baggage and if you can get over those two faults you'll be sure to have a good time!

tl;dr sammy would be a great boyfriend and applications are now open