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Talk to me pls

Germ
about 8 years

please

I need some emotional attachment in my life.

how is everyone doing? has thecolonol been ostracized by the community yet? Is matt12 still 12 years old? did arcbell finally lose whatever leverage he had that allowed him to be a perpetual mod?

And why do people insist on making new accounts every week and act like we should inherently know who they are?

this is what I want to talk about AND MORE

deletedabout 8 years

Germ says

I looked at your profile jess because youre another example of someone who's clearly changed their name and now I need to figure out who you actually are

And holy moly, people write on your wall all the time. what's up with that.


It's because she's cute and some of the people here haven't figured out that love isn't real and life is just an event horizon of suffering
Germ
about 8 years
I looked at your profile jess because youre another example of someone who's clearly changed their name and now I need to figure out who you actually are

And holy moly, people write on your wall all the time. what's up with that.
deletedabout 8 years
I'm very smart and charming and good looking but I guess you're still better than me on account of how unhappy I am
thecolonel
about 8 years

Germ says

I played A LOT of smash in 2010/2011 because I was in boarding school and there was a crt/game cube just outside my room. But I was mostly unaware of any pro scene then. I do remember watching a youtube video of the ken vs pc chris mlg finals and being like, "that's cool" but simultaneously recognizing that the pro scene was pretty much dead. crazy how much things change


why were u in boarding school did ur mom and dad not like u or somethin
jess
about 8 years

Venus says


jess says

can we talk about how im better than all of u


this is a lie free zone


dam. ok ur right, i am cooler than all of u except venus
deletedabout 8 years

Germ says


Venus says

Hi germ


hi venus. I dont think I know who vile is


the Kyle that wasn't a dipsh*t
deletedabout 8 years

jess says

can we talk about how im better than all of u


this is a lie free zone
Germ
about 8 years

Venus says

Hi germ


hi venus. I dont think I know who vile is
jess
about 8 years
can we talk about how im better than all of u
thecolonel
about 8 years
can we talk about how you unironically think an ostrich should be able to differentiate between a stapler and a tape measure
Germ
about 8 years
can we talk about how thecolonol unironically thinks a stapler is a tape measure
Germ
about 8 years

harodihg says

whos stanleystapler? i hate him already


stanleypower* and he was a great man
thecolonel
about 8 years

harodihg says

whos stanleystapler? i hate him already


stanley stapler Aka Germatron AKA marijuana rotted my brain is the guy who represents himself on the internet with a picture of a tape measure
jess
about 8 years
i couldnt leave it i had to fix it
jess
about 8 years
im embarrassed so ill just leave it there
jess
about 8 years
well
deletedabout 8 years
whos stanleystapler? i hate him already
jess
about 8 years
no we cant but i can show u this pic of an ostrich
thecolonel
about 8 years
what an idiot
thecolonel
about 8 years
can we get back to how stanleystapler literally thinks an ostrich is capable of coherent thought and using a computer to communicate on forums
thecolonel
about 8 years
i wish I didnt click oscar featherless bird which it recommended to me after I searched featherless ostrich
jess
about 8 years
i wish you didnt tell me that you googled featherless ostrich
thecolonel
about 8 years
i wish I didnt google featherless ostrich
jess
about 8 years

thecolonel says


jess says


thecolonel says

do you non-ironically think im an ostrich?


how is living the ostrich lyfe


every day i live in fear of angry african kids plucking my feathers and tanning my hide. i know that any day could be my last and at the same time i long for death life isn't good to me


r u a naked ostrich now? i bet u look weird
thecolonel
about 8 years
how would you have made that funnier StanleyStapler?