Epicmafia

You get life in jail...

vildenover 9 years ago

And you have pick one other epimafia user to be your cell mate, who would it be?

In light of my near site ban for posting MikeyRu's face a dozen times after being told to stop, I'm posing this question.

I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs. And we'd get to talk about real s'hit all day. It'd be like that HBO special "Talking Funny" with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

what if real jail worked that way....when u gt sentenced u just get to pick someone who has to go with you

Becomeclearover 9 years ago

ha I'll take bonk with me

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

sweetnkind

Just give me the chair

this one?

https://youtu.be/i_y7YEIphts?t=80

Becomeclearover 9 years ago

If I were to go to jail I wouldn't want to drag someone I like with me to jail too :[

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Just give me the chair

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Wait is this jail Co-Ed? If so I rescind my choice and pick the sexiest girl.

Becomeclearover 9 years ago

should've picked jairyn if you wanna get in with the Ngang vilden

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Also they can't hold James. They can throw him in, but they can never keep him in.

arkover 9 years agoedited

Pamda because I'd need someone to be a distraction so I don't get got, also if she survived long enough I'd get drama info. lol

vildenover 9 years ago

Actually James would be a good pick. Since he's already serving a life sentence, he'd know the guards and all the "ins" and "outs"

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

''I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs.''

lmao vilden

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

James, they won't hold us a day.

deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited

probably yachi cuz pizza

edit: also she's azn so she'll plan our prison escape somehow