You get life in jail...

vildenover 9 years ago

And you have pick one other epimafia user to be your cell mate, who would it be?

In light of my near site ban for posting MikeyRu's face a dozen times after being told to stop, I'm posing this question.

I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs. And we'd get to talk about real s'hit all day. It'd be like that HBO special "Talking Funny" with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld

MikeyRuover 9 years ago
female
MikeyRu so we can trade his body for snacks
Gurl, I gotchu. You'll be eatin' Pringles and Fruit Rollups in no time if you're my cell mate.
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femaleover 9 years agoedited
MikeyRu so we can trade his body for snacks
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Divivum
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Bebop
Bebopover 9 years ago
lucid because he must pay for creating this site
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
abc
Malditoover 9 years ago
Let's just say that if someone set up a GoFundMe to help someone hire a hitmen to off Mtlve, I might donate a couple grand.
aresover 9 years ago
lol at males picking females
pranay7744over 9 years ago
Id take mt01 so I can beat the living sheet out of him. I can probably cut a deal with other people outside to get out if I have mt01 with me.
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xtalover 9 years ago
lilin

if lilin is dead then cozy cause we're tight
Malditoover 9 years ago
Just in a game and this dumba'ss says.

"Well... technologically speaking you are not clear."
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vildenover 9 years agoedited
pranay7744
There are no hot girls on epicmafia. Vilden used to be one, but not anymore.
Give us an answer
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
mazbi
shitose, so no one would ever have to see 'her' again

takin one for the team
what an honourable guy. everyone give this man of virtue a round of applause
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Irrrrakli
I would choose some hot grill so I fk her all day lel.
the toppest of lels right back at ya, friend
pranay7744over 9 years ago
There are no hot girls on epicmafia. Vilden used to be one, but not anymore.
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Irrrrakliover 9 years agoedited
I would choose some hot grill so I fk her all day lel.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shitose, so no one would ever have to see 'her' again

takin one for the team
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
i would either choose usagichan or jess
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yachiover 9 years ago
we killed denial
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yachiover 9 years ago
omg me and pam cellmates for life
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
i would pick u. vilden. because u have seen the clint eastwood movie n would know what to do.
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vildenover 9 years ago
Becomeclear
If I were to go to jail I wouldn't want to drag someone I like with me to jail too :[
Dark. Ever heard that Woody Allen joke where he goes, "I would never want to join a club that would have someone like me as a member"
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thecolonelover 9 years ago
xxerox :3
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
red rover red rover send usagichan on over
Becomeclearover 9 years ago
then I'd take the judge