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Hands of EM I

gom

almost 10 years

hi send me pics of ur hands and i will rate them

first of call do u have neat cuticles???
r u fingernails clean or dirty
cuts/bruises/other injuries doesnt count
r ur fingers pointy or roundy
r they a good proportionate length??
nailpolish?? good color??
do u bite ur nails? i can tell u know

based on a 0-3 score

0 doesnt mean bad score, it means whatever is being judged isnt there

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thanks, it's a deer hide though. dead animals make for great conversation pieces in ur home

peach

almost 10 years

goms says

bonk says

i love the cowhide hanging in the background

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Hopemaeda

almost 10 years

ima guy and all but tbh i cut my left arm off and replaced it with a girls

gom

almost 10 years

Miao says

^.^ rate meeeee~

100% my hands

Not a catfish

just a cat

:3

FURRY CAT PAWS

1. FURRY

2. THIS CAT IS SO ADVANCES ITS JUST OPENING AND CLOSING ITS PAWS

3. ITS SO FLUFFY

4. i want to cry

5. pink little toe beans......... squishy toe beans...........

6. i want this cat where do i get it

gom

almost 10 years

bonk says

*blushes*

be g-gentle

1. nice big manly hand wow im in love - 3

2. you can see the wear and tear of the hand but also that this person keeps their hands moist and supple - 3

3. good finger length very long and slender probably like his body. a fit hand = fit body - 3

4. good fashion sense clearly from clean hands - 3

5. im so glad i cant see the fingernails in this picture because i just know they are gonna be so clean and on fleek - 3

6. *save image as*

Bebop

almost 10 years

bonk says

yachi says

is that a dead animal in the bg bonk

ya, u know the old saying...

a pelt a day keeps the furries away

remember that guy in sumafia who cried and demanded an apology because em user furry used the shotgun and fox emote together

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honestly when I saw the thread title I was expecting this

gom

almost 10 years

PonyLove says

Do I get bonus points for feet too?

1. no i asked for hands - 1

2. although those are some very wellcared feet - 3

3. very clean and smooth - 2

4. sturdy legs i can see that u r a runner - 2

5. hair looks fringey, try some conditioner - 1

6. i see u have spilled your food everywhere - 1

gom

almost 10 years

Merlot says

1. first of all nice whiskers - 3

2. obvious photoshop tho - 1

3. still i will rate them - 0

4. this you cant do jack with those hands get out - 1

5. im sorry but hamsters are gross - 1

yachi

almost 10 years

bonk says

yachi says

is that a dead animal in the bg bonk

ya, u know the old saying...

a pelt a day keeps the furries away

ohmy GOD

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yachi says

is that a dead animal in the bg bonk

ya, u know the old saying...

a pelt a day keeps the furries away

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Ellary

almost 10 years

^.^ rate meeeee~

100% my hands

Not a catfish

just a cat

:3

yachi

almost 10 years

is that a dead animal in the bg bonk

gom

almost 10 years

Bebop says

1. wearing gloves on a hardwood floor good job! - 3

2. forgetting shoes - 1

3. gloves dont seem to fit very well, might want to return them - 0

4. a shiny brown coat, now there is a dog who takes care of himself - 3

gom

almost 10 years

iota says

Sorry im nude in this pic

1. really hairy - 1

2. you really need to file those nails you could poke someones eye out - 1

3. unless they are used as a weapon - 3

4. i do appreciate that this is not a selfie and that you posed for this picture - 3

5. hand size is very small compared to the fingers - 1

6. yea there is something really wrong with your fingers - 0

overall: i hope you dont use those fingers to eat because those are some nasty

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*blushes*

be g-gentle

PonyLove

almost 10 years

Do I get bonus points for feet too?

Merlot

almost 10 years

Bebop

almost 10 years

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Sorry im nude in this pic

gom

almost 10 years

Morgan says

1. removing eyes and placing them in your hands - 1 ...

2. not sure about this person life choices - 1

3. could really use some lotions, not just for hands - 1

4. really pointy fingers - 3

5. finger lengths relatively the same, not very proportionate - 1

6. orange spray tan - 1

gom

almost 10 years

ivy says

happy birthday lilin

new set of ratings because of this pICTURE

1. good skin stretch across the hands - 2

2. pointy fingers good for picking boogers - 3

3. a really cute pinky - 3

4. good length - 2

5. clean hands, no dirt in sight - 3

6. pink sweater - 3

Morgan

almost 10 years