Love is blind but EM-marriage is an eyeopener. Relationships here are arguably harder than real life ones. Let us help you with your epicmafia love woes.

Remember, everything you disclose with us is confidential. For example, hypothetically, if soda wanted help with his minors or arcbell with his catfish problems, we would not disclose this information with anyone! Hypothetically, of course.

To sign up, all you have to do is pm us! We can talk over em or skype :)

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expose: happily married on em for 5 years

pingu: i'm not married to a different person on each alt