EM Love Gurus

pinguabout 10 years ago

Love is blind but EM-marriage is an eyeopener. Relationships here are arguably harder than real life ones. Let us help you with your epicmafia love woes.

Remember, everything you disclose with us is confidential. For example, hypothetically, if soda wanted help with his minors or arcbell with his catfish problems, we would not disclose this information with anyone! Hypothetically, of course.

To sign up, all you have to do is pm us! We can talk over em or skype :)

Credentials:

expose: happily married on em for 5 years

pingu: i'm not married to a different person on each alt

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Head Love Guru
Competent Love Guru
Incompetent Love Guru - DO NOT SEEK ADVICE FROM THIS ONE
xJuicyabout 10 years ago
cozy
I'm married to the juiciest person ever
ship.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
he likes it cold, like most people
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
harodihg
my girlfriend
did you warm it up tho
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
my girlfriend
Edarkabout 10 years ago
harodihg
what is this
Kaioxysabout 10 years agoedited
I'm in love with this site, but it abuses me on a regular basis...
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
expose
Anthony
Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple
I lol'd
Satanabout 10 years ago
yes please
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
that cantaloupe is absolutely bored bro!
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deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
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BearGuruabout 10 years ago
I vote harodihg and his cantaloupe
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Goodbarabout 10 years ago
vote me and my VacuMaster vacuum pump
BearGuruabout 10 years ago
i know some things about love!!!! you stick the hand into the butt and then u get babby

duh
exposeabout 10 years ago
Anthony
Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple
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deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Anthony
Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
Post pics of your hand and let the community decide
Anthonyabout 10 years ago
Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
Anthonyabout 10 years ago
Goodbar
bernin
Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love
making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person
STOP BEING AWAKE SO LATE. or alternatively https://epicmafia.com/game/5154154
JeffreyAaronabout 10 years ago
my dream is to be married to a main account.
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
bernin
Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love
making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
EM loves big butts and it cannot lie
athenaabout 10 years ago
been married to shacky for over a year, im the real winner
berninabout 10 years ago
Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love
pinguabout 10 years ago
Guys, this is a serious thread. It would be appreciated if you kept on topic.
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
yea well i make excellent love
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Guruabout 10 years ago
No ok this is the real guru
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