Shwartz99 AMA

Shwartz99over 10 years ago

Yes, now even you have the chance to ask the great Shwartz99 a question. Just don't get angry if I don't respond soon enough for your likings; I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere.

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He makes horrible setups33%1
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
damn ice cold
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
ling
Do you have snapchat, would u like to snap
Yes.










No.
lingover 10 years ago
Do you have snapchat, would u like to snap
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
you're a good guy Shwartz99
lingover 10 years ago
Shwartz99 its not just that tobacco causes mental problems i heard its the other way around too, my friend until he was 16....
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
what is your opinion on furry culture
Plague of humanity
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
i think you would really get along with my friend and epicmafia user connor
Same, he's a cool guy
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what is your opinion on furry culture
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
would you consider yourself a "party animal"
I consider myself the animal of the party.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i think you would really get along with my friend and epicmafia user connor
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
would you consider yourself a "party animal"
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
what about weed
Hey my opinions on all drugs are the same; do whatever you want because idk. But I'm not getting health problems.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
would you smoke weed
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
alright so you're all for openly discussing your masturbationary activities but you won't smoke? what's up with that
I never said anything of the sort; I told you that you could figure it out yourself
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what about weed
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
why won't you smoke Shwartz99?
After extensive scientific research, I have found out tobacco causes many health problems. I would prefer to live longer.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
alright so you're all for openly discussing your masturbationary activities but you won't smoke? what's up with that
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
why won't you smoke Shwartz99?
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
in the OP where you say "I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere."

does this mean you're vigorously masturbating or do you mean something else
Let's see if you can figure that one out ;)
Shwartz99over 10 years ago
lad
are you jewish and/or polish?
no

what's it like being the hottest topic of discussion on epicmafia?
I feel like I should thank my fan base.

do you enjoy being the center of attention?
yes

what's it like having the best ongoing thread on the EM forums right now?
I feel like it's a good change from all the rest of the nonsense we've had lately.

why are you against the intake of tobacco?
I'm not. People can go smoke all they want to. I won't though.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
in the OP where you say "I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere."

does this mean you're vigorously masturbating or do you mean something else
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i could pick your brain forever Shwartz99 @__@ ur an interesting guy
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
why are you against the intake of tobacco?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what's it like having the best ongoing thread on the EM forums right now?
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Shwartz99over 10 years ago
justdance666
were you born in 1999

no

justdance666
when you're 18 are you gonna buy cigarettes
no