how 2 be a (anim girl on epicmafia

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
  1. Make sure your name is a a single noun or verb. do not use your actual name (note: use actual name if popular enough) or use capitalization. examples: stars, window, auspicious

  2. go on google and type in 'pastel backgrond' copy the first result or second result you get, or alternatively, search 'cute pattern background.' a single color background is also OK.

  3. change your gender to other or female. make sure to never use caps and when you are angry type in a post-ironic fashion as if you were texting on a flip phone back in 2005.

  4. to find a proper embed, go on soundcloud and search 'chill'. never use the first result because you want to stand out and not be like other girls. you can also use majesticcasual or mrsuicidesheep. alternatively, just embed tame impala or something. mainstream pop is fine too.

  5. have your bio be an off-hand quote or some picture you found on tumblr. another suggestion is to leave your bio completely blank.

  6. your avatar must be related to anime, that or a filtered woman limited but not including smoking, or having sunglasses.

  7. have fun catfishing!

notCaucasianover 10 years ago
Calvin
thank u for chokeslamming my fear through a table and piercing it's nipples zach
what do you mean!! I've had my hair bleached like 3 times and dyed 4 my jet black hair is absolutely fine
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
thank u for chokeslamming my fear through a table and piercing it's nipples zach
notCaucasianover 10 years agoedited
Calvin
i want silver but I don't wanna ruin my hair
your hair will be fine if you only do it a few times!

especially if you just bleach a few streaks
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i want silver but I don't wanna ruin my hair
notCaucasianover 10 years ago
Retti
how's you and your blue(?) hair vancy
we're great, but its turned green now :3
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
how's you and your blue(?) hair vancy
notCaucasianover 10 years ago
Calvin
notCaucasian
Calvin
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
hi
hi bbygirl
i like your snapchats
Anthonyover 10 years ago
Calvin
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
join me and ali's call
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
notCaucasian
Calvin
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
hi
hi bbygirl
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Calvin
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
you're the boy version of this guide cal
notCaucasianover 10 years ago
Calvin
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
hi
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
honey
what's xer?
it's like her but with an x, makes you sound xpecial
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i spoke to suicidesheep today he's a cool dude don't diss him
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what's xer?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
honey
i don't watch anime l0l
prime example right here, in xer natural habitat.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i don't watch anime l0l
bbgrillover 10 years ago
wow thanks i almost met all qualifications
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
peach
alternate title: 'how 2 be retti on epicmafia'
this is true
peachover 10 years ago
alternate title: 'how 2 be retti on epicmafia'
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
krul
ew gross @ 4.
glad my guide helped you
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Strawberry Fields forever.
krulover 10 years ago
ew gross @ 4.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
maybe
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i just played with someone named Berry who has a 60% win rate but some of the worst play i've seen. are you sure this isn't how Berry has a 60% win rate?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
no but it will get sandbox boys to like you