how 2 be a (anim girl on epicmafia

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
  1. Make sure your name is a a single noun or verb. do not use your actual name (note: use actual name if popular enough) or use capitalization. examples: stars, window, auspicious

  2. go on google and type in 'pastel backgrond' copy the first result or second result you get, or alternatively, search 'cute pattern background.' a single color background is also OK.

  3. change your gender to other or female. make sure to never use caps and when you are angry type in a post-ironic fashion as if you were texting on a flip phone back in 2005.

  4. to find a proper embed, go on soundcloud and search 'chill'. never use the first result because you want to stand out and not be like other girls. you can also use majesticcasual or mrsuicidesheep. alternatively, just embed tame impala or something. mainstream pop is fine too.

  5. have your bio be an off-hand quote or some picture you found on tumblr. another suggestion is to leave your bio completely blank.

  6. your avatar must be related to anime, that or a filtered woman limited but not including smoking, or having sunglasses.

  7. have fun catfishing!

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Sonrio
what about anime BOY
it's-a me
Sonrioover 10 years ago
what about anime BOY
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
it's a me
TerrySteeleover 10 years agoedited
MODABUSE
My original username is lilin, which is an angel from Evangelion

My biography is a quote from Legegnd of the Galactic Heroes "Mein Kaiser Mittermeyer sieg sterbend."

My avatar is a cosplay

also I can read higarana so yeah I'm a anime girl
Accepted. Also, End of Eva still has one of the most fuckked up but best anime endings imo.
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
My original username is lilin, which is an angel from Evangelion

My biography is a quote from Legend of the Galactic Heroes "Mein Kaiser Mittermeyer sieg sterbend."

My avatar is a cosplay

also I can read higarana so yeah I'm a anime girl
TerrySteeleover 10 years ago
modabuse is two words put together
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I follow 1 5 6
Lyciiover 10 years ago
Thank god I don't fit into any of that.
TerrySteeleover 10 years ago
that was legitimately one of the best posts on EM i have ever read.
PoorHoboover 10 years agoedited
Retti you were so, so, so very close.

In reality, most anime girl accounts were originally controlled by a single person. It's actually just a simple script that keeps making new accounts following a similar formula to what you described. Anyways this programmer ran the script for a while, building about 100 accounts or so, and even included communication scripts and simulated personalities. This was all to be a dark joke, to flood EpicMafia with the most annoying weeaboo accounts ever and eventually bring down the site by saturating the competitiveness of it. Unfortunately he couldn't figure out why all his accounts would congregate in the Sandbox lobby instead of the Main lobby, and so without fixing his code, he left.

Now the best part is that these 100 accounts are still operational even though the programmer quit YEARS ago. And what resulted was that the next generation of EpicMafia players who thought, "wow, these people are such a tight-knit community, and they always talk to each other, I wish I could join their cool kids club." So some actually did, as your post describes. They made accounts similar to the programmer's original formula, and if it was similar enough, then the programmed accounts would sometimes glitch and interact with you as if you were another programmed account.

This is one of the greatest lores of the internet. An entire community looks up to NPCs as their religion, and follows them blindlessly for the sake of banding together as misfits in this harsh world. The size of the cult is unknown today, but the greatest and funniest part about it is that it still continues...
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Blister
MODABUSE
not original thread I've seen it before
OP has written this thread about 4 times by now
i always need to remind everyone
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Instructions unclear, I became a animu weeabo
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
MODABUSE
not original thread I've seen it before
OP has written this thread about 4 times by now
fred12344over 10 years ago
tadaima
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i followed this guide and now i am an anime girl, thanks retti! absolutely fool-proof, great guide, would recommend!
athenaover 10 years ago
mee
xelaover 10 years ago
i think too many guys are taking this advice LOL
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Katieover 10 years ago
Calvin
Yeah I'll just have to do a bit of research on the right kind of toner, i think it's a good idea to do it now since it's still blonde
if you wanna go silver it has to be white and i mean like 0 yellow to it whatsoever, i've tried silver toner and light grey dye on my ends which are bleached pale blonde and it did jack
madhereover 10 years ago
i guess i fit this archetype at one time
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
not original thread I've seen it before
Edarkover 10 years ago
notCaucasian
Retti
how's you and your blue(?) hair vancy
we're great, but its turned green now :3
Green...hair? pics please
Kevinover 10 years ago
Great thread!
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
oil/condition the fk out of it and let it rest a bit in between bleaches
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Yeah I'll just have to do a bit of research on the right kind of toner, i think it's a good idea to do it now since it's still blonde
notCaucasianover 10 years ago
you should do it you would make a terrific silver fox
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