Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
how slow is my hobble
You're getting there.

I'll do formal updates soon I'm just trying to get my bearings and I'll do a map for both sides.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
how slow is my hobble
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
were we supposed to leave people behind then
I just meant that, like, for example, if someone is isp'ing on the bridge, they'd get eaten by zombies.

That much is by design.

No one is isp'ing on the bridge though so that's good.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
i love this game but darn do i wish we had done a better job of it
Ryukoover 10 years ago
were we supposed to leave people behind then
Arcbellover 10 years agoedited
Satan
Arcbell
Satan
Ryuko
-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it
Sigh, you guys are killing me here..

Okay Satan goes for the lever.
you're the one who started this game with an impossibly dangerous situation when you could have started it with some nice puzzles.
It's like this:

we have a lot of players right now, in these adventure games the first challenge is always going to be fairly deadly / aimed at killing people who aren't taking it too seriously. Recall Christopherzilla.

You guys are actually handling the first challenge remarkably well tbh.

Also hey the lever thing is kind of a puzzle right? =p
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Wow ryuko that's racist
Ryukoover 10 years ago
without the nonareg zombies
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Also hi, updates soon!!
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
my plan is to get into the castle with everyone, and without the zombies, yes
What about poor Areg D:
Ryukoover 10 years agoedited
my plan is to get into the castle with everyone, and without the zombies, yes
Theover 10 years ago
Isn't your plan to stop fighting the zombies aside from sonrio and the ones next to you?
Ryukoover 10 years ago
we have health restoring items in bagels and the med kit. chill
Theover 10 years ago
Ryuko
none of us are dead yet, except edark, who didnt even die to zombies
The limit of your health points as x approaches infinity, where x is the number of pages, is 0.
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Edarkover 10 years ago
please save me The
Ryukoover 10 years agoedited
none of us are dead yet, except edark, who didnt even die to zombies
Theover 10 years ago
So we'll have half of our party die figting zombies instead of a few people being left outside? I mean the zombies are probably going to start going after the people holding the door anyway.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
starting to think arcbell probably intended that
Ryukoover 10 years ago
we can juse use the ropes already attached to their necks
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Guys GUYS. We can get at least 2 more people inside with the expense of my rope, I will tie it to some corpse and the lever, then throw it in the water
Satanover 10 years ago
Ryuko
"come inside" like we could without leaving people behind?
yeah dude, you make it seem like it's easy, when in reality not everyone can come inside.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
"come inside" like we could without leaving people behind?
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Theover 10 years ago
It wouldn't be impossible if you guys would stop fighting the endless hoard of zombies and come inside.
Satanover 10 years ago
Arcbell
Satan
Ryuko
-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it
Sigh, you guys are killing me here..

Okay Satan goes for the lever.
you're the one who started this game with an impossibly dangerous situation when you could have started it with some nice puzzles.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
nevermind